Fuck today.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    Fuck it up it's dirty ass.

    Blew a power steering line, dog ate half the doorframe off of the front door while I was at work, which also sucked, and tomorrow is a stupid fucking day as well.

    I hope the rest of you had a much better day.

    :spit:
     
  2. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    17,166
    Likes Received:
    986
    sorry slippy
     
  3. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Papi Gold

    Reputations:
    61,105
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    43,170
    Likes Received:
    31,637
    Sorry Babe :console:
     
  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    actually ATE the door frame?
     
  5. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

    Reputations:
    38,902
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    28,629
    Likes Received:
    50,023
    :hug: Luv ya Slip.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    21,281
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    33,408
    Likes Received:
    15,005
    Canadian rednecks :facepalm:
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    That was the wrong emoticon - I meant to spit at the day, not laugh. :facepalm:

    *sigh* S'ok. Just one of those days...........glad it's over.

    No, not actually ATE it......just chewed it off. Have to replace the trim. She's a fucking PSYCHO when she gets left alone. She's nearly 4........shouldn't she be past this goddamn stage??
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

    Reputations:
    21,281
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    33,408
    Likes Received:
    15,005
    do they have the Cops show in Canader?
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    I'd pay a pretty penny to hear of some GOOD stories from today.......I will live vicariously through you guys!

    (PS: any ideas what a new power steering line is going to cost me tomorrow?)
     
  10. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

    Reputations:
    2,520
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    14,577
    Likes Received:
    6,301
    My day have been ok.

    I don't like it that yours suck thro.
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    Yes, but nobody watches the Canadian version. We all watch the US version - you guys are far nuttier. :crazy:
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,535
    Likes Received:
    1,303
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    54,251
    Likes Received:
    5,623
    just Maple Leafs games
     
  14. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    :jj: i remembered you said she needed to lose some weight.
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    14,925
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    37,270
    Likes Received:
    36,091
    My daughter's idea of an April Fools Day prank was so scare me while I was working in the garage and spray my in the face and head with whip cream. :dontknow:

    I guess it could have been worse.

    Hope your day gets better. :hat:
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
  17. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

    Reputations:
    13,087
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    10,990
    Likes Received:
    8,920
    What make and model of car do you have should be easy enough to look it up. R&R could be done by your cock provider
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    :giggle: Is wood fattening? :dontknow:

    :lol: I didn't have time to do anything foolish, damnit! I usually LOVE this day!
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    3,903
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2010
    Messages:
    34,899
    Likes Received:
    3,945
    My cock-provider works full-time. I have to take it to my mechanic tomorrow - it isn't holding power steering fluid AT ALL. I barely made it from work to his shop, which is 2 minutes, he filled me up to get home...........cock-provider brought home 2 jugs of fluid for me to get to work tomorrow, and then take it to him after work. It has to be done immediately, no matter what the cost is. I'm just wondering what to anticipate. Dodge Caravan, 2006.
     
  20. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

    Reputations:
    13,087
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    10,990
    Likes Received:
    8,920