Fuck, What Are They Smoking At SFN?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Mar 17, 2014.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Conservatively, the show does 20 minutes of advertising per show.
    At the OLD rates, that comes to $200,000 per DAY or $600,000 per week.
    Howard said they "owe" SiriusXM around 160 shows per year. That would tally $32M per year in ad sales for live shows.

    No matter how you factor it, SiriusXM is losing money on paying Stern directly, even when you consider discounted ad rates for Best Of and H101 programs.

    However he still drives subscriptions. Approximately 75 percent of the customers buy SiriusXM strictly for Stern. So you have to add them into the equation.

    And then put the $32M as the cherry on top, since nothing else on the service generates anything CLOSE to that amount.



    There is so much wrong with this that it's laughable but it will go unchallenged over there:

    First, the math is wrong, those numbers are derived as if Stern was doing only live reads at the inflated rate that was posted here last week.

    Second, Stern gets the lions share of the advertising revenue for himself, confirmed by the contract posted in the lawsuit materials.

    Third, 75% of subscribers subscribe for Stern!!!!!!! Pretty interesting since only about 40% of subscriptions include the HSS, even before SiriusXM started to turn a profit Karmizan stated that 78% of all new subscriptions were due to car sales.

    Fourth, Howard does 110, not 160, shows a year confirmed by Booey multiple times


    What a bunch of fucking sheep, incapable of thinking for themselves.





     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    What did she say Robin? I was busy doing show prep for tomorrow.
     
  3. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    :facepalm:
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  4. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    If these numbers are supposed to be right, then why all the insecurities about releasing listener numbers and ratings stats? What would be the SFN sheeples response to that?
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I think he meant to say "75% of subscribers are cancelling SiriusXm strictly because of Stern."
     
  6. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i have a potato he can count.
     
  7. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    One of their most consistent posters, Texaco, got canned over the weekend for calling JohnDaniels a cunt. She probably contributed 10-15% of the total posts in the Stern Forum, the wasteland got a little drier.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    You'd think that cunt would be used it by now.
     
  9. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Guess the truth really is being smothered over there. :hhh:
     
  10. Lester

    Lester Well-Known Member

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    John Daniels is an asshole. He is so easy to piss off. The only thing is he is not a fair fighter he just bans, puts in time out of deletes the thread. If I still had an account I would continue to fuck with him.
     
  11. jimerer

    jimerer Active Member

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    I'm pretty sure a lot of people will say something, they have more diverse opinions over there. There only seems to be the one here.
     
  12. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    What the fuck are you babbling about, little boy?
     
  13. Lester

    Lester Well-Known Member

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    You have to be kidding right? On SFN you can only have one opinion. If you don't say great things about the show, and have some constructive criticism, see how fast you get warnings, or that stupid "time out".
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...so whats keeping you here? is it my irresistible personality?
     
  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Says JimLederer, SFN Gold Supporter
     
  16. jimerer

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    I'm not a supporter. Just another shit like I am here.
     
  17. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Dyslexic?
     
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    dont forget the latest poll that said only 1 in 10 would cancel if THSS was longer a part of sirius :jj:
     
  19. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I stand corrected, I can't use the search function over there, I assumed because of your longevity you were a Supporter
     
  20. Droog

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    Figures. Now that they can't lurk over here without logging in, they're creating accounts. :haha: