Fuck yooo

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i was like YO ima bake a fucking PIZZA and everone esle was acting all fly so i was lik e fuc al you yesz ill make my own fucking pizzaso here i am
     
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    hai gary
     
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    Way to man up!
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    bearkscat what the fuck is up yo at one point my ex pulle me into the bathroom and was all like ok lets see your penis and i was like ummm lets see you aked aint no way in hell im showing mysellf naked and it got really weird eventually i just pushed her out and locked the door :jj: women i tell ya lol
     
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    looks yummy
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Another blatant disregard of rules
     
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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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    :facepalm:
     
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    35 to 5
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    this bitch i was talking to was all like yeah im tryna find a job as aspecial ed teacher and i was all like YO i totally get where youre coming from teaching kids is what im all about and she was like 30 osmethin and suddenly she was all into me :jj: fucking owned man i ended up leaving her bitch ass and buying a frozen pizza. its in the oven now WHAT YOU GOT ON ME SON???
     
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    you showed her. Did you tell her how fit you will be in 12 weeks?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    was she hot
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    bro i told her like YO im currently bulking up so ima little bit fatter than i want to be but like yeah thats it then suddenly i was gonna take a piss cause we were at her place and she like came in and locked the door and was like "ok let me see your cock" and she was like way into it and i was lke "WOW let me see you naked no way im showing my flacid peniss for real" and she was like ummm and she was gettin gseriously horny and i grabbed around her ass then i quickly opened the door and pushed her out OWNED motheruccker :jj: jesus
     
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    Way to not get with a woman, Gary. Fucking awesome. Those chicks will NEVER get you to fuck! :cool:
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    damn gary I don't think I would of had that kind of self control. I would be fucking and jamming it in her mouth and sniffing her asshole