Fuck You Chriza--Because of you my Amazon recommendations are all fucked up

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Because I looked at this


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    I am now being bombarded by things of this nature

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    wtf? who needs a female urinal when you're camping? Just squat and piss

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    Thread of the day.
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I was going to look at vibrators earlier today but I remembered that my kids use my amazon prime to order stuff. Glad I thought of that. They are the kings of suggestive selling.
     
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  7. Mlaw

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    Because it is hydrophobic it can be flicked dry (no need to rinse it each time) :wtf:
     
  8. FOXXXONE

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    this pleases me :jj:
     
  9. Mlaw

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    I have never pee'd outside, ever
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    They should sell a model shaped like a real penis.
     
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    I order a ton from Amazon now you got me wondering if my suggestions are the lady pee funnel or the like since I also looked at the party platter. :wtf:
     
  13. Mlaw

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    It's mocking me :pissed:

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    all the time . I used to pee while skateboarding.
     
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    what the shit
     
  16. Anfkid

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    My friend gave me a liquor decanter for by birthday one year. It's a bronze naked boy peeing. You press the button in the back and he pees your drink. :wtf: I keep it in my bedroom on a high shelf. Come to think of it, he's over me now.
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  17. Mlaw

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    It's a car toilet---A FUCKING CAR TOILET
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    So is a fanta redpop bottle with a screw on cap.
     
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    :jj: I love the anger you have for it
     
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    This is disgusting. Just squat and pee if you have an emergency outside.