Fuck You Jimmy Kimmel

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Fuck you for your bullshit intro to cunt Beth... Best selling author, Model, Actress. and TV host



    best selling author---Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #190,986



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    model---Make beleave European career with no proof of her ever modleing before she met Howard
    besides some hair cut salons and kmart sunday ads


    actress--Flirting with Disaster-- go ahead youtube it i dare you




    tv host--- Mom Caves is one of the only shows on tv right now with NO published ratings at all
    NONE go ahead I dare you to find them.



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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Her voice makes my ears bleed
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    A chandelier in the laundry ...ahaa haa how fucking retarded
     
  4. Jon Hein is God

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    queen of all media
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I use to respect Jimmy but to say that Howard has a NEW show.... WTF???

    Mother fucker he is new TO the show... a 6 year old show that was doing great before he got there
     
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    It's so great that in the YouTube still of the video clip her hands are blurry from movement.
     
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    she's so pretty (she really is)...too bad she got her hooks into our howard and made him into the absolute laughingstock he has become these past few years.
    she is nothing. everything has been thrown against the wall but nothing sticks. she has no warmth, no charisma and no intelligence which is why everything she touches will turn to shit. at this point i feel sorry for jared dostie, her supposed co-host on that abomination known as momcaves. poor guy gor himself attached to our version of king midas although in this case it's queen beth and everything SHE touches turns to shit.
    it's possible i may have missed it, but has she ever mentioned her co-host? or is it always "my show"? which could be a blessing in disguise when this pseudo-infomercial for beth and homegoods crashes and burns.
    yes, jimmy kimmel is a fool. his head is lodged too far up howard's ass to say "listen dude, beth is entertainment poison. i can't subject my audience to her ravings and shrill presence at 12 AM".
     
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    Doesn't everyone have a chandelier in their laundry?
     
  10. Ruffypup

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    I think it came across (inside)funny for us yet (magnificent) for the unaware Sterns.....Win Win :clap:
     
  11. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Beth is good friends with Kimmel.

    She's staying at his house for Christ's sake.

    Of course he's going to kiss her ass.

    You would too.

    Yes, you would.
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Dummy doesn't know how to sit in the guest chair, the camera is seeing the back of her head in the wide shot.
     
  13. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    The question is when she finally figures out how to break the prenup and go after half of Howard's money, will she get to keep that name in the divorce?
     
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    Beth is incapable of being a good friend to anyone. Beth is incapable of being a good friend to an inanimate object. Beth can't see past Beth.

    Jimmy is generous to a fault. That is all.

    And no, I wouldn't kiss her ass. I'd ask her why the long face, what does she do to make herself famous, and what Debra and Emily bought her for Mother's Day.
     
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    Beth will be gone within two years unless wiggy has a huge hit on tv. Beth wants to be a celebrity. AGT is a flop and wiggy falls into obsurity by the end of this year. Liberty Media will fuck over wiggy in favor of some real entertainment. At least Beth wont have to fake any more orgasms or pretend she misses the ugly old man in a stupid looking wig after being away from him for five minutes. Beth will be happy with wiggy's fifty million and lots of celebrity cock.
     
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    I loved the story Howard told about Beth in her modeling days going on planes and sitting on the pilots lap or the story about Beth lying to Howard about having nude massage with a guy, or the time she was in a hot tub topless with John Stamos. When you look at Beth you can't help but see a high class hooker. It's so funny seeing her say things like "It's hard to breath without Howard" then you hear Howard bitch on the radio about Beth leaving him late at night to party or Beth traveling around the country doing a crappy tv show. Howard has turned into such a sucker.
     
  18. IlluminatiJones

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    except what other celebrity would stoop to fuck her? She's a sexual catch 22. The only people who could get her moist are people who are out of her league; Clooney, Pitt, DiCaprio, etc.

    At this point she'd be lucky to clock a fresh-off-a-three-day-bender Harry Hamlin.
     
  19. IlluminatiJones

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    Ha! Yeah, she seems to be breathing just fine ringing those opening bells on the floors of 2nd rate stock exchanges and prancing down various red carpets solo.
     
  20. OV

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    Introducing Beth Stern former occasional Sunday newspaper supplement model of cheap, blue collar clothing, voted #1 Rented Semen Receptacle by European Arab Expatriates 3 years running, and author of the ghost-written dog care book an amazing feat considering her embarrassing lack of hands-on experience in this topic. Ladies and gentlemen give it up for a gold digger so skilled that she'd make the late great Anna Nicole Smith blush!