Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    November 10th 1984 I went to a concert and we met girls from a different state. After a night of partying with them I had sexual relations with the hottest out of the group. I mailed back and forth with her a couple of times and got her senior picture and haven't talked to her since. Fast forward 26 years later and I still think I look relatively young. I type her name and city in facebook and can't find her. I do it every once in a while and today here is the profile I have been passing up. This overweight, old lady hairdo woman with that senior picture on her profile. She has all of these "I walk with Christ" "likes" on her profile. She went from a drop dead gorgeous, put me in a Motley Crue video looking girl to a woman that looks like she works at the church bake sale.


    Thanks Zuckerberg, I realize it. I'm old.
     
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    Every time I go to a high school reunion, I wonder, who the fuck are all these old people?
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Ask her if she remembers that night :hhh:
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I never go to reunions because my HS classmates were all assholes.
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What was the concert?

    I saw YES in 1984 with a German exchange student bouncing in my lap about like my av. It was great.
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    +1
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Great googa mooga who is that in Bud's av?
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Bro. I meant Bro's av.
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Yes :jerk:
     
  11. Bro

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    I just changed it. lol
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Now I changed it back.
     
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    :bsflag:
     
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    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Thug Life :jerk:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    post her pix
     
  16. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    That wouldn't be cool. I'm sure, according to he profile she is a married devout Christian, that she doesn't want her picture posted on here as the subject of a drunken one night stand.

    I haven't had the guts to friend her. The last time I talked to her, which was via regular mail, was probably March 1985. Not sure how she would react. Besides, don't know if I should be friending ex flings or girlfriends now that I'm married.
     
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