Fuck!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Lucky me......on the highway this morning I found myself with nowhere to go as a balled up semi truck tire section magically appeared in my lane. Just cosmetic damage but DAMNIT!!!!!![​IMG]
     
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    Very Nice Fiat. :hat:
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    These things wouldn't happen if you didn't drive like a woman. :c
     
  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    happened to me recently, messed up the front end of my car...it has 175k on it, to fix it is 1k. I just don't want to spend the money, as I'm getting a company car soon. I kinda feel unfair, that car has been a uncomplaining workhorse for a long time.
     
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    On the island where I live there are 3 stop signs and no traffic signals :hat:
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

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    It's a Cooper you douche bag. God, you don't even know cars...
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

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    off your trolley tonight?
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Buy a Car and Driver Mag every once in a while. You are a disgrace to men around the world :facepalm:
     
  9. Mack

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    Looks like it just sheered the push pins.
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    That'll make me an expert, eh?

    Sweet.
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

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    my apologies ma'am, not my cup of tea.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

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    You are not a real man. You can't even identify a car. Sad, son.
     
  13. DogStar69

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    Not anymore it aint.
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    looks like a fiberglass skirt? i think we will be able to hear you in NYC when you see the cost.
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Quite the angry one, i must say.
     
  16. Reggae Mistress

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    Says the desperate guy who sends his skanky shorts to Internet chicks :jj:
     
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    normally i would agree with you, but i think this is more an example of your superior expertise and knowledge of large bumpers, which being a virgin the kid has never experienced first hand.
     
  18. Reggae Mistress

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    Oh, I know large bumpers :hhh:
     
  19. h5htyt76757j

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    I feel as I may have heard this a time or 25 from you. Originality not your strong suit?
     
  20. Reggae Mistress

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    Yes, and sending pants to a chick is very original. Or changing your online persona at least 10 times is also very original. You are a poser.