WTF Fucked Over By Lawyers

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  1. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I tried to do the right thing and am now being fucked over by lawyers, with no lube and barbed wire condoms.

    I ain't here for sympathy. I am going to walk away. I want to thank you dysfunctional motherfuckers for actually making me laugh when all I wanna do is smash every fucking thing in the house.

    Peace.

    Obligatory Wiggy content: The wig repeatedly tries to fuck people over with lawyers.
     
  2. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    K.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    This is exactly why you're here.
     
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  4. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I don't need to get fucked over by psychologists too.

    I came here. Saw the Jerry Reed thread. It helped. I am grateful.
     
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    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    Does this mean you're going to smash everything in the house now?
     
  6. Sleep

    Sleep Goon Squad

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    I'll pray for you.
     
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  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am not here for you entertainment.

    That being said I hope they fuck you over more
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Is this a secret hair flip?
     
  9. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    No, but I am debating how far I can drop kick the neighbor's chihuahua.
     
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  10. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    What happened?
     
  11. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Don't be a dick. We have plenty of good legal help around here. What's up?
     
  12. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I love you, man. That is perfect.
     
  13. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member DawgShed News

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    What's all this then?
     
  14. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    Holy fucking shit. Where do you live, and can we have an MMA throwdown? You may be my salvation.
     
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    lovetalkradio Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It will pass. Until then, chill.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Trump is about to penetrate, no lube
     
  17. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I hate Monty Python quoters even more than lawyers.
     
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  18. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I live in Illinois. Are you trained in MMA? I am just here to help, pal- not fight. Jesus...
     
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    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I got it covered. I am grateful to be here, that is all. I seriously want to beat the shit out of Lawyer Larry right now though.
     
  20. FunnyFarm2

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    I'm living proof that you can survive a situation like this without breaking your shit or going to jail. :grad:
     
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