Entertainment Fucked over by the Girlfriend *w PICS*

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  1. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

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    So... the girl I posted about a while back, asking if the moving in together was a good idea.

    She was about an hour away and we were talking on the phone. Going through a mountain pass, we got into a silly argument. She hung up. I fucking hate that. So I called back 5 times in a row. Nothing. Next time I get an answer it's her in tears screaming that shes not coming, that she has been triggered because daddy used to do the same thing.

    At this point, the rage is there. I drive there and she won't follow me, won't calm down. About an hour later another dude shows up. Some little redneck kid named Cody. He tries to tell me what to do, and since he's about 5'8 and 140 and I'm 6'3 250 I shove the kid back. She tells me shes calling the cops if I don't let him drive her back home. So, since I'm armed and already technically assaulted him with a push they drive off.

    Immediately I start connecting some pieces. She had mentioned this dudes name before, but that was married. No threat right? Dig around and find that the guy and his wife are separated but not divorced. I'm close to greenville SC and drive to a friends house for some good food and beers. Still no contact. Next morning she says shes calmed down from her "trigger" and that she wants to come visit. Sorry, I'm in Greenville...I tell her over the phone. Shes fucking shocked that I wasn't in a tree stand waiting to pounce when she hit the property.

    So, since she is a dingus she posts on facebook shes going out to a party in the country with some friends. Old Cody is one of them. I post a comment on this that says "Hey, why don't you call, I need to talk to you really quick" But somehow this gets ignored. Later that night she starts sending me pictures of them drinking, blah blah blah. I don't reply other than to tell her if she gets wasted and cody fucks her, which I know is what you think will hurt me, won't matter but what I say to you will be brutal.

    No reply. Until about 3 am. A picture from her phone of this guy fucking her. Both of them flipping me off. Call me a pussy but never cheated on a chick, just break up. It sets you free and no one can criticize you.


    So what did I do? Well I printed off the photo, stuck it to her mom and babby daddies front door and add THIS IS WHY YOUR DAUGHTER DOESN'T HAVE CUSTODY. P.S. ONCE THE DIVORCE IS FINALIZED, CODY MIGHT GET SUPERVISED VISITATION OF HIS SON BUT WILL NEVER LEGALLY OWN A FIREARM. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I left the baby daddy a 6 pack because he has to see this cunt for the rest of his life.


    I Asked for advice there, but holy shit- if anyone has some for me now besides join team boipussy I'd love to hear it. I'm only 28 and don't know shit. But at least I have a house car job and 401k. Are there any millennials or even girls within +-5 years that aren't fucked. So much for that ending. Also one guy in that threat was a true boss and detected something was missing.... wish i had his insight!

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  2. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    That chick has a neck beard
     
  3. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't have asked for a better first reply.

    rofl
     
  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    She has tats, dump her

    She also has a man's haircut
     
  6. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like constant drama to me. Count your blessings son.
     
  7. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

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    found out later she was diagnosed Borderline. Yall give the real advice. No special snowflake bullshit
     
  8. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    You seem psychotic.
     
  9. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    whats his name?
     
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  10. downtheshoreDom

    downtheshoreDom You TrĂ£sh

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    wheres the pic of her getting fucked flipping you the bird?
     
  11. lastlaugh

    lastlaugh Well-Known Member

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    Now does this girl prefer a Norelco, Braun, or a D/E safety razor and brush to shave her beard?
     
  12. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Where is the pic of your wife getting long dicked by Cody?
     
  13. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

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    Haha, thanks man. I'm pretty normal actually. I had never been cheated on like that and did not handle it well.
     
  14. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Points for actually using paragraphs. Most fucks here would post a wall of words.

    Fuck her and good riddance to bad rubbish. You're 28, crush box dude. If you're remotely attractive, you should be drowning in pussy.
     
  15. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    You should dump every nude you have of her into the Women of the Shed thread in NSFW
     
  16. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Hold on, does she take it in the shitter

    This might make me change my mind

    Although her ass is rather large
     
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    Onion Well-Known Member

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    How fast can you run?
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I'm really confused.
     
  19. Big_J

    Big_J Well-Known Member

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    I went crazy for years but thought it was time to "relationship" Dead fucking wrong.
     
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  20. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    She'd have lost me at the mention of "Trigger".......In my day Son, That was a horse a singing cowboy rode.....................
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