WTF Fucked up as seen on tv product ads

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    Saw this gem this morning:



    But my favorite is that "healing arc" thing that that dudes hocking.
     
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    Pickle Twins powers activate!


    And I'm calling bullshit on the sticky jar of jam. The thing was covered in jam! That only happens if you open the jar. George Bush did 9/11.
     
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    how long was this on the market before some guy who likes it a little rough tried it on his nuts and ended up the in ER?
     
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    If they were darker, Mrs Shiv on a Friday night.
     
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    I bought that flex seal shit. Had some leaks around my poorly installed window in the chicken coop. Sealed it up tighter than a bull's asshole during black fly season.
    $12 a throw, yikes!
     
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    I'm going to get the backup.. Thanks!!
     
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    :spit:
     
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    I might have to make this my new avatar.

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    It's not just a shoehorn, it's a shoehorn on a stick!!
     
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    Mrs shiv taking it from all sides today...

    No different than any other day I suppose
     
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    I have a can or two of that I use for various things... But I bought them at walmart
     
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    Things I've bought from the tv:

    1. Ronco food dehydrator: this thing was the balls. I've had a dehydrator ever since.

    2. Ronco rotisserie: this thing was tits. Made so much food from it, even though cleanup was shitty. Eventually figured it how to cover every surface with foil and rocked. Best food: pork loin stuffed with spinach & cheese

    3. Detangler brush. This thing worked, but they up sold me from$19.99 to over $100 and then doubled the order. Fought for a while to bring $300+ down to the original $19.99.

    Potato sack: a bag you put your potatoes in to microwave them. Instructions aren't worth shit. Wound up just soaking it, then wringing it out, stuffing it with potatoes and nuking it for 15 minutes. Didn't work for shit unless you poked holes in the potatoes first. After that: fine
     
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    I bailed when the tribal tat, lines shaved in his head, roid fuckboy made leering eyes at gammy.
     
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    No you didn't.
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    Stick a butter knife under the lid and pry up. The media is priming us for when the machines take over.
     
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    That Saran wrap thing you put over your toilet bowl to stop the shit from flying up in your face after you stop it up. How bad are your shits and how inept are you with a plunger to need that?
     
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    Most jarred food containers can be opened by a firm palm slapping the bottom.
     
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