fucking ashley madison

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Cum Burrito, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. Cum Burrito

    Cum Burrito Well-Known Member

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    i'm not upset that Ashley Madison exists, it's the brazen shittyness of commercials that boggle my mind. they are the worst commercials i've ever heard, and listening to howard since '95, i've heard some bad fucking commercials. and they keep getting worse. the new "there's a hole in my marriage..." one might be the most obnoxious one yet.

    sorry i know this thread is not breaking new ground, i just needed to get that out :tantrum:
     
  2. gridlockd

    gridlockd Well-Known Member

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    Each campain is worse than the last. Sometimes they're trying to be somber and serious, next time they're using a
    George Bush or Morgan Freeman impression to try to be funny. Haven't heard this new one but I'm sure it's horrible.
     
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    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    I started using Ashley Madison because it was more than just a site where you can cheat on your spouse. I thought you could get laid easily without much problems. Turned out it was something you have to pay for. Fuck that, I'm saving my cash, bitch!
     
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    Cum Burrito Well-Known Member

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    i have personally boycotted more businesses than i can remember due to sheer obnoxiousness of commercials
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    The founder of the site can't say pronounce the letter "L" in Ashley, it always comes out Ashee....sounds like a 5th greader.
     
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    Sounds like a site for legal prostitution.
     
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    I hate that stupid song from their radio ad. "Ashley Madison man, that's who I am..." grrrrr.
     
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    They need to have Little Mikey do their jingles.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    its gotta be better than cougarlife, or whatever that one is called
     
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    you are creating threads about it, so i'd say the ads are successful. he's not trying to win comedy awards, he just wants people to remember the name
     
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    i guess you're right i will ALWAYS remember them, but never ever ever would i use the website. ever.
     
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    Looks like somebodys wife has a boyfriend :secret:
     
  13. jrstinkfish

    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    Was it Ashley Madison that was accused of spamming their users with fake emails from women, which you had to purchase credits to read and respond to? Maybe it was another dating site, but I thought it was Ashley Madison.
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    I don't know, Cougar Life gives Ashley madison a run for their money in the shitty commerical department.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...agreed ashley madison is for universal scumbags but howard is willing to take their money and promote their cause in case any of the gay people he loves, oh so much, ever decide they want some stray because its just to hard to give your word and keep it.
     
  16. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i have not only done that, but i've used a business reply mail envelope to send them a letter about how much i hate their commercial.
     
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    did someone say Ashley?

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  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...so the thing to remember from now on no matter what, when somebody offers you something that sounds too good to be true a bell should go off in your head. short of socialising the old school way id say the guy that was doing the craigslist posts had a equally good fuck record on a lot less money than the guy that wrote 'the game' the rolling stone guy neil something. but the craigs poster the other day that howard interview, yeah hes got an effective system
     
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    THANK YOU for making me not the ONLY person who notices this.... I CANNOT STAND that Noel Bederman - - his speech pattern is SO ANNOYING....he calls his own frickin' company "ashh-ee maa-ison", saying it really fast like a toddler....

    Not that the idea of a website that helps married people cheat on their unsuspecting spouse is ENOUGH of a reason to think this guy is a douche.....the way he speaks is unbelievably annoying... if I met him in person, I'd love to bitchslap him...maybe he'd annunciate better afterwards... :dontknow:
     
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    Lmao, I hate it too but I keep catching myself singing it!!!