Fucking Bananas

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  1. blairg

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    When I first start jacking off I used to cut 2 inches off the end of a banana and squeeze out the insides. Then fuck it. It felt pretty good.
     
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    tmi
     
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    chiquita bananas? :coffee:
     
  4. max rockatansky

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    How do you keep the peel together? I think I would split it apart with my girth.
     
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    Usually, but sometimes I fuck the shit out of a Honduran banana just for good measure.
     
  6. blairg

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    I was only like 10 bro, my cock wasn't that big yet.
     
  7. BleedingGums

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    No pussy getting ass nigga

    :sgay:


    :shIt:
     
  8. idiotbox

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    try plantains
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Watch this, well worth listening to this fruit as well as valuable info

     
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  12. blairg

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    I've made way better shit than that :coffee:
     
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    Fuck off, Blairg
     
  14. blairg

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    :hug:
     
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    blairg hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
     
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    blairg's not the cocksman schmoopy is. :cwl:
     
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    Another Quality Thread. :up:
     
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    Wgaf wgas
     
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    Judging by the title, I thought you didn't like bananas

    I was wrong. It seems you love them