Fucking Cookies

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Dec 17, 2014.

  1. DrSublux

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    God damn Sand Tarts, Chocolate pixies, Anal Sandies, Melt aways.

    Its only the god damn 17th and feels teh stretches on my chinos

    :drool:
     
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    what does this have to do with painal?
     
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    I am not a big dessert guy ie cake and pie, but fucking cookies make me nom
     
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    I have to get eggs on the way home from work so my heffer of a wife can make pecan sandies and Tarts @Sea Slob
     
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    @MrsSublux
     
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    shit mult @Schmoopy
     
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    She has to sit down when she mixes the batter huh? :facepalm:
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    she gets winded :dontknow:
     
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    Dude, so much good shit is getting delivered here from our subs :pig:
     
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    Even the girl that works for me brought choco peanut butter cookies
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Check out this Igloo metal cooler this one sub sent me
    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/9AECFA4F-27B9-495F-A541-90C8CC26E81D.jpg
     
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    Who?
     
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    No Cookie jokes yet?:wtf:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    A guy came into my store yesterday trying to raise money for needy kids by selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts. He said people usually give him like $5-$6. I gave him $10 for a dozen. I've eaten 6 already.:pig:
     
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    Dude, now youre fishing for jokes about your mom to get attention? That's a D-level poster move:no:
     
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    looks retro and I am glad that someone still puts colored lights on their tree. :highfive: god dammit steve yellow faggot @walterHwhite
     
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    Preemptive strike.:grad:
     
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    just like a jew with bad tribal tattoos :facepalm:
     
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