Fucking Coons!

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Somehow the little fucker is getting into my hen house. It's been a murderfest lately- I've lost 4 hens in a week. I've set out a havahart live trap with tuna and he gets in and doesn't trip it. I've got an automatic door that drops at sunset and opens at sunrise- I can't for the life of me figure out how the little fucker is getting them.
    Broke out the big guns for tonight- I set a jaw trap along with the livetrap and put a trailcam out too.
    I hope I catch him in the jaw trap so I can beat him to death with a 9 iron.
     
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    I thought....Baltimore or Harlem or....nevermind.
     
  3. Stinkfist

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    I thought....George....nevermind.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    mods, please mark as politics
     
  5. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Ohhhh… I thought....

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    Hey Bub, it's your Dad. The coons have been gettin into the hen-house again...
     
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    Dont you have cocks that can rise to the occasion and perhaps offer some protection?
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Lol.
     
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    White people problems
     
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    I wish you all the success in clubbing a small animal to death :2up:
     
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    Wake up, white people!
     
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    What is this, 1920??? Just be NORMAL like the rest of us!!!

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    You ain't catching no coon in a jump trap, they might be dumb animals but they are too smart for that.
     
  19. The Booey

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    Arggh! You beat me too it! :D
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    :( give Rodney a chance
    don't kill him :bigcry:
    maybe there is a hole under