Fucking Dickhead Easter Bunny!

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    I have two kids under 10 years old.Every holiday my wife spends almost half my fucking paycheck on toys,candy,clothes and other dumb shit we can't afford! Now i have to wait for them to fall asleep so i can hide plastic eggs filled with more shit that i paid for!Then i Fall asleep,get woken up two hours later and hear how great the "Easter Bunny" is.
     
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    This is why I don't have kids or a wife. :jj:
     
  3. Samurai

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    If your wife is spending anywhere remotely near half your paycheck on Easter baskets, it's time to cut up the credit cards. We're under $20 a basket for our kids.
     
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    you sound really pussy whipped, man
     
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    They're only young once ... Guaranteed, you're gonna wake up one day and be amazed at how fast they grew up. Mark my words !!...... savor the memories. 10-15 years from now you aren't gonna give two shits about how much you "overspent" on them... but you WILL be thankful that you provided the best childhood experience you could for them ...
     
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    Agreed that parents shouldn't stress too much over the details of the holiday preparations.

    HOWEVER, I reject the notion that spending a shit-ton of money on an Easter basket creates a great experience. We overwhelm our kids with gifts, and then they have no appreciation for the items or the effort. The idea of taking pleasure in the simple joys of life -- an egg hunt -- is lost on them.

    Delayed gratification has a value all its own.
     
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    kids are easily impressed....30 bucks buys a lot of chocolate eggs. half a paycheck is unreasonable (I hope 30 bucks isn't half your paycheck).
     
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    I suppose it depends on how often it's done ... Growing up, my siblings & I knew not to even bother asking our parents for a bunch of extra shit throughout the year, because we never got it.... But holidays were a different story... My parents always went the extra mile, and it made for some pretty bitchin memories .... Half a paycheck may be a bit extreme, of course (depending on the holiday) ..
     
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    Don't be such a faggot. I went to bed at 2 AM after staying up late painting eggs, putting together baskets, and hiding eggs inside. Then I set my alarm for 5am to hide 100 plastic eggs outside.

    Nothing better than Christmas and Easter mornings when kids believe. Someday the kids will know it wasn't the Easter Bunny and you'll get credit for it. My buddy just lost his baby at 30 weeks and he'd give anything to have this "problem." Try to enjoy making your kids happy.
     
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    People are so over the top with holidays now. All my friends are posting pictures of the kids "baskets" with wrapped presents and crap that looks like Christmas. I just put out two baskets with candy and hid a bunch of eggs and my kids will be thrilled for less than 20 bucks.
     
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    Awwwwwwwwwwww!! Now that is well said. Grow up and quit being such a baby, whoever started this thread. :mad: It's not all about you, you are a parent, that's what you're supposed to do.

    AllAboutHimEd, I'm so sorry about your friend. :(
     
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    Maybe you just need a better job :dontknow:
     
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    Could be worse.. you could be jewish and not have to buy easter baskets...


    ;)
     
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    this my grand son is getting ready to drive it goes way too fast.
     
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    Call the cops and have the Easter Bunny arrested.[​IMG]
     
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    WTF is this hiding plastic eggs in the garden all about? I live in the UK and don't do hiding and looking for eggs.

    We give chocolate eggs to children at easter but I never really knew what that had to do with Jesus being crucified and rising from the dead.
     
  19. Bye You!

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    ALERT! :pissed:
     
  20. CaptainFrank

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    Take a look as his avatar and get back to me...

    RAT!