Fucking faggots

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So I am out to pick up a pizza for us and get my hair cut and the places are right next to each other :cheer: so I pull into the only available parking spot and of course the cunt on the right has gone way over her line so I have to squeeze in and I was hoping to block the bitch from getting in her car but sadly she was already in and backing out so I threw my hands up like WHAT THE FUCK and she looked at me with this clueless DERP :dontknow: look and then I get out and order the pizza and I come back out and because I was forced to squeeze in, now the 6 year old kid on the other side opens his parents' car door and fucking nails my car right in front of me and I'm like :eek: and he sees me and freaks out and now I feel bad so I have to tell him no big deal and now I'm sitting here waiting for my haircut all pissed off :pissed:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    who cuts your hair..Pac-Man?
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    copy threads much? :what:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I just got here :cuss:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Ok haircut time

    Fuck you all :dancin:
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    haircut?
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    At least your pizza didn't fall face first on the fuckin couch! :livid:
     
  8. Splash

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    Getting the high and tight fade?
     
  10. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Which one? :c
     
  11. Mack

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    It wouldn't even slow him down.
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    True :D he's like Hal Jr.
     
  13. DogStar69

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    Don't worry your haircut will only take 12 seconds.
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :nojj:
     
  15. TonyJax

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    [​IMG]
     
  16. DogStar69

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    ________ Baby.
     
  17. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Do they give you a free bowl of soup with that haircut?
     
  18. DogStar69

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    Yeah and they use the same bowl they give him the retard haircut with.
     
  19. Oderus

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    so who's the asshole in this story?
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    You drive a piece of shit anyway.