Fucking Feral Cats...I have a Mother and Three Kittens Living In My Back Yard.

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I'm just not heartless enough to NOT feed them...I hear their little "mews" all evening.


    They definitely like leftover turkey. I'm attempting to tame them, then I'll try to grab them to be fixed (they'll spay/neuter ferals here for $10, plus give them their shots.) If you're thinking you could just bring your regular pet cat in for the cheap spaying, well, you can; but they clip the tip of the feral cats' ear for IDing them as feral. Also, they prolly figure you wouldn't allow your pet to have his ear "Mike Tysoned."


    That is all...carry on.
     
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    Congratulations on your new cats.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    That's close to what it feels like in Florida these days...cats everywhere!

    What's the background on that crazy cat-lady pic?
     
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    I would take them to an animal shelter if I were you. They will find homes for the kittens.
     
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    I have a newborn baby living in the house behind me that wont EVER shut the fuck up.. I'm about ready to go smack a baby and its patents
     
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    LOL. Conventional feral cat wisdom says to tame, spay/neuter, and release back where they came from. The idea is that they'll stay close to where they were, and will keep new ferals from moving in. One third of the yard is like a jungle, and they definitely love living there. This is the first time I've fed them.
     
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    We have lots of coyotes in the hills, so no cat problems here. :c

    Got no backstory for ya.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I've done that, but see my previous post ^.
     
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    The plus is they will take care of any varmints around.
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Fucking roof rats!
     
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    :lol:
    no rats= no snakes and that is good imo
     
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    When the whole 'ermagerd, pythons in the everglades!' things happened, and hunters were running around trying to kill a few thousand snakes, a couple of wildlife guys from the region said the whole python thing was overblown, what the real problem was 30+ million feral cats in the everglades who were running around killing whatever they could get their claws into. A lot harder to start a campaign to kill a bunch of kitties versus one to kill a few serpents.
     
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    At a park in Rochester, NY there are hundreds of deer landlocked within a kind of peninsula. Well, enough was enough, so the gubment OK'd a "Bait and Shoot" program, where they got like 50 hunters together and put salt licks throughout the park. It wasn't very sporting, as any animal will go nuts for salt in the winter.
     
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    Steer clear. Feral cats would fuck you up
     
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    We have the same in our back yard. I feel for you.
     
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    I love how the bleeding heart faggots would rather have an out of control cat problem rather than exterminate a few. Enjoy your disease infested backyards :hw:

    I remember my Grandfather had a feral cat problem, he offered 20 dollars a head. The problem didn't last long :coffee:
     
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    Dawg, did you just call me a "bleeding heart faggot?" And on my BD... :cry: