Fucking Florida

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  1. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    WELLINGTON, Fl. (FOX 13) -
    Police say a Royal Palm Beach landscaper ran over a mother duck and her 11 ducklings with a lawn mower. Now, he faces nine counts of cruelty to animals.

    The South Florida Sun Sentinel reports that police arrested Jason Falbo on nine counts of animal cruelty Wednesday.

    Authorities say he mowed down the Muscovy ducks back on May 2 at the home of a family caring for them in Wellington. The family says the ducklings were a few days old.

    Boyd Jentzsch told the paper that his family, including his 7-year-old son, watched from inside their home, screaming as the ducks were run over.

    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/290733...dscaper-ran-over-family-of-ducks-on-lawnmower
     
  2. dawg

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    I'm starting to think we should just have a "WTF Florida?!?!" Sticky
     
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    What a dick.
     
  5. Roland Schwinn

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    I grew up in Ohio and still follow the local news there and a similar thing happened there a few years back. But the dick in ohio ran them over while they were crossing the street.

    When push comes to shove, i respect non human animals more than i do human animals. :(
     
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    I don't blame him those fucking things are a nuisance
     
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    Same here.
     
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    I say fucking Floriduh every day but more because of how the place is run. But yah, land-o-mental-giants
     
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    I'm sure that guy was the ugly duckling of his family.:owned:
     
  11. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    I am a Floridan, but concede its only a matter of time before I'm in the paper.....It's inevitable!
     
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    I see you lurking, Art Vandelay! You're also a marine biologist! Why didn't you save them?:pissed:
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Florida Governor Rick Scott
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    Same here for the simple reason that animals are innocent. Human animals are capable of evil.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    He was also in Weird Science, shit mult.:grad:


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    Florida: It's where you go when you're all out of crazy and Detroit just won't do.



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    Son of a bitch!

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Hi Schmoopy. You're far from home. How's The Bar these days?


    Juz wundrin'
     
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    Jeb Bush was for it, but now he's against the killing of ducks. Yeah FLA!!
     
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