Fucking Girl Scouts

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  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I hate this time of year.
    I put on 10lbs easy because of those cookie selling shit heads.
    Yesterday I got high on my lunch break, and when I came back one of my reps was passing out the Girl Scout cookie order form and I must have had a serious case of the munchies, because this am, my guy comes in lugging a white garbage bag filled with cookies. I ordered 8 fucking boxes.
    I'm halfway through a box of Caramel delites already, and at this pace I'll be into the thin mints by 11:00am.


    Howard related: Jason's binge eating
     
  2. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    This thread title is misleading. I thought you were going to make a confession.
     
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  3. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    the goal is to wipe out all 8 boxes by 5pm
     
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    I'm a soft touch. I get hit up a lot too. I agree, the F'n girl scouts.
     
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  5. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    LOL!
    My apologies.
    I did have an awesome exchange with an adorable little dyke at the apple store yesterday. She gave me her card on my way out with her personal digits.
     
  6. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    With a cup of good coffee I can polish off half a box without blinking! :depressed: Help me baby Jesus! :pray:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I can easily eat an entire box since they barely stuff any cookies in those boxes anymore.

    I've avoided Girl Scout cookies for two years in a row. I'm so proud.
     
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  8. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Oh... nice! Nothin' wrong with a little bumpin' action! :woowoo:
     
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    slamming clams :dontknow:
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Nothin' wrong with a pair of pillow queens holding bowling balls! :3some:
     
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    Woof Liver Shots?

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    Disappointed...........Where's the fucking?

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    I'm not a big fan of sweets, but god damn the peanut butter patty cookies are the fucking bomb. There were some lemon creme ones that I loved, but then they got discontinued :(
     
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  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Most of those rock hard cookies are terrible except for the Thin Mints. Boxes get smaller and more expensive every year. I buy a box or two just to be nice to people at work that are pushing this stuff.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I would love to
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Ahh, romance. Are you going to call her?
     
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    I have' that's a Girl Scout cookie in years and I'm happy about it.
     
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    They lost all the taste when they cut out all the trans fat.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    When I saw the title I was wondering if this was gonna be a WifeIsawhore thread. Whew.
     
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    That's hot.....where's the @GaryPuppet when you need him.

    Please elaborate......