Fucking hogs!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nurse Remulak, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    Now don't get me wrong. I've had 7 motorcycles.. loved every one.. miss not having one currently. But spring is upon us, and those attention whores on their FUCKING HOGS have come out from hibernation. One just drove by and I could hear it in my fucking living room! I don't need to hear your fucking bike in my living room motherfuckers. I really don't. I don't care if mommy didn't love you so you have to compensate as an adult by making your bike as loud as it can possibly be.

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  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Loud pipes save lives.
     
  3. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    Wrong. Last time I looked motorcycle exhausts face the rear of the bike.. that's where all the noise goes.. and 95% of the time hazards come from in front of the bike... so to say loud pipes save lives is ridiculous. Unless these bikes are travelling fucking backwards. ;)
     
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    I like the rumble :dontknow:
     
  5. Chaos

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    Correct. :grad:
     
  6. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    When I can hear your fucking bike in my living room I have a problem with that. It's no different than standing on your lawn blowing an airhorn at random. It's fucking ultra-self-indulgent to expect people to accept that kinda noise.
     
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    if your hog is less than 100 db's you're a fucking pussy and sure as hell ain't in my bike gang

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  8. Nurse Remulak

    Nurse Remulak New Member

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    That's such a fucking old tired myth. So here's your chance to prove it. How do loud pipes "save lives?" Dying to see the research.

    ETA:

    When a motorcycle approaches you from the opposite direction, when do you hear it? When it passes. You don't hear much as it approaches. see: ("doppler effect") So to claim scientifically that loud pipes save lives is like saying "the sky is pink," ...even though I see blue. ;)

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