Fucking Houseguests!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I dont mind entertaining on the weekends, but for fucks sake why did the wife invite her fucking milktose college friend and her hubby over on a thursday night. I want to vegeitate and watch the olympics. And now I have to be cordial and shit. Wear pants and pretend that they are witty.


    Eat a Dick I want to scratch my balls and break wind

    Mother fuckers are staying the night and if this disturbs my jerking off to Chriza on Stickam I will be pissed.
     
  2. MatthewT

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    milktose :wtf:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    ya falla

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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    don't wear pants, scratch your balls and break wind in front of your guests and you wont have to host them again :cheer:
     
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    those "milktose" friends are probably swingers
     
  7. walleye

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    the fuck
     
  8. DrSublux

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    you may be on to something:c
     
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    God dammit Swaye I hated teh 1..2..3 Kid
     
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    worse they are catholics:facepalm:
     
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    implying catholics are not also swingers :grad:
     
  12. Swayze

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    get them to log onto Dawgs and I'll troll them
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Do they have any young children you could molest?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    is an 8 month old to young to penetrate?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    have oderus come over and teach em a lesson
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Ask your catholic house guests.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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  20. Swayze

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    Get drunk as fuck and let all hell break loose

    Thats what I do

    No more house guests