Fucking idiots from the midwest

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  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There's a reason it's called "fly over country". No one with half a brain wants to be there. Dumbshits from Minnesoooooooootah, Illinois, Wisconsin , and who can forget the retarded trash from Michigan and Ohio. Fucking retards come to my state during the winter and clog up the roads with their fat asses and slow driving. Fuck off.
     
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    When I was at university of aberdeen some years back, we had a US exchange student from , Wisconsin and you are right he did have a fat chunky ass and child bearing hips despite being not particularly obese if I remember, weird.... anyway he was also an idiot.Now the scots and the english seemed to mix with their own, the film 'braveheart' had been shown starring that lover of the english and jews Mel Gibson just a few years before and us english were not the most popular of people there .It was odd as the scottish students had that attitude but really the scots out of the uni were fine friendly types.

    Anyhow ,this phat ass'd yank came over and because he had some very distant scottish ancestry I think he thought he would be accepted by those newly nationalist scot students as a 'scot', he made a complete arrse of himself, talking about old battles between the scots and the english. He made fun of us english partlicularly ones from the south of england calling us 'english bastards', 'oppressors', 'wheres your empire now' , but ended up sitting at our table alongside the africans, the solitary german, and the students from northern ireland,because he wasn't a true scot to them and they ignored him.
     
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    That's some story.
     
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    are you retarded?
     
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    Kansas is ma faaaavorite!
     
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    something tells me that you're a product sponge, non-contributing, hipster douchebag, useless piece of shit.

    Am I wrong?

    :)
     
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    "product sponge"?
     
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    He grew up with mommy telling him how special he is and probably has a room full of participation ribbons.
     
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    WTF are you talking about? Do you live in any kind of reality or just some wierd awful fantasy in your head?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am confused as to why they named it the midwest.[​IMG]
    because most of it is in the Eastern half of the country.
     
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    Because it sounds better than the Mideast? And middle east was already taken.
     
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    that space between LA and NY . . . that's called America
     
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    I would call it north middle!
     
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    I like it! Midnorth, perhaps?
     
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    I don't know if it's true, but growing up I always heard that the phrase was coined back when most of the US population lived on the East coast. It wasn't far west, it was 'mid west' :dontknow:
     
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    that makes sense... before the gold rush, etc
     
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    If you are in Florida then this post is extra funny.