Fucking Jews

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    ...at Subway totally fucked me and gave me a pinche sammich. When I get a Buffalo Chicken, they're supposed to fill the scooper thing up with chicken and put it on one half of the bread, then fill it again and do the other half.

    This shitfag filled it like halfway each time, so I only got like half as much chickens as I'm supposed to. And I was like :mad: but I didn't wanna be the fat guy in line going HEY GIMME MORE CHICKENS RIGHT MEOW so I just bent over and took it


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  3. Vyb

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    Those aren't jews.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well maybe not but he was at least a Jew In Training

    At least when I get up to the veggies I'm in charge

    "Extra onions! No, EXTRA! MORE!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    BTW Ranch is fucking FATTENING

    Holy shit


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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh snap my sammich was only 720 calories

    I rule
     
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    u don't like to give it to the womens doggy


    i find you weird now
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't hate it, but it's way down on my list of favorite things to do in bed
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    If I'd had ranch on it (which is the default setting), it'd been about 950 according to their site

    720 and that's all I've eaten and will eat until tonight? Not bad at all. :cool:
     
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    Ranch is that bad? Fuck my salads are killing me, I love that shit.
     
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    bro


    doggy has got to be in your top two, or you're weird, that's all there is to it
     
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    I picture you having tons of crumbs in your bed...:dontknow:
     
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    ranch with cheese pizza :buffet:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You're picturing me in bed?

    :marx:
     
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    I always say, if she's picturing you and your bed, you've won son.
     
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    FUCKING A :ninja:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ranch and blue cheese are fucking horrible for you.

    That's why they taste so good.

    But all I got was mustard and buffalo sauce which are both virtually calorie free.