Fucking khakis

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    i wear a lot of khakis to work. Usually only dress in a suit when important people come around. The thing is, whenever I sit down in them, the front material around the fly bends upward making it look like I have a raging boner.

    Does anyone else have this problem? How is this fixed?
     
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    Buy pants that fit.
     
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    Don't wear pants. Works for me. As a plus, no one bothers me.
     
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    I will help, but three questions.. @Beth143nacho
    Are you wearing pleated or flat front? What brand? What waist size?
     
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    Pleated and flat. 32x32
     
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    Many brands
     
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    Right out of the gate, don't wear pleated khakis. At 32/32 you are pretty thin I'd guess. Flat front is the way to go.

    Secondly, sit back and enjoy the chicks trying to check out a glimpse of your fake boner, Jake from State Farm.
     
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    I don't wear khaki's but I seem to struggle with this problem daily.
    Maybe it's just me.

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    Why would I have a problem if your pants make you look like you have a boner?
     
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    I never thought I would type this sentence, but Huge Asshole is the fashion police when it come to your khakis, you are too thin to wear pleats, and you should try the slim cut from Banana Republic (see below) because most men's pants are kinda oversized for fat asses.
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    There are refugees in Europe, Isis is running rampant, there is poverty everywhere and there are orphaned kittens looking for forever homes and this is your biggest issue?

    :p
     
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    This movie had a few funny scenes but, Will Farrell wasn't in any of them.
     
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    I think this is only a problem if you don't have enough of a real package to fill in the creases. Therefore, I simply can't relate.
     
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