Fucking lazy shitbag lawyer!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Nov 20, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I get a letter from the lawyer I hired to handle my dissolution yesterday. It was to notify me that I owe filing costs of $150. No big deal. Then I look at the date that it was filed and I get livid. I had all of the signed/notarized paperwork and my retainer ($1500) in his scumbag hands on 11/01 and he assured me that it would be filed just after but certainly by 11/08. Overall it's no big deal but is annoying as fuck. I could not have been any more clear that I just want this clusterfuck over quickly and efficiently. I coulda picked up the paperwork and filed it myself by a few days after I turned it in. How hard is it for someone to do what they say or at least update me of changes?

    I just wanted this crap done by the holidays or certainly by the new year......now with the required "cooling off" period there is no way. Fucking two weeks wasted. :facepalm:
     
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    redundant
     
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    Oh

    Ok
     
  4. beetlejosh

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    Oh, I don't care about this at all. :dancin:
     
  6. Lemmy

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    Quit bitching and go bang your new gf, pussy.
     
  8. Lemmy

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    I gotta work a double today or I would! Last night will have to hold me over. :woot:
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    it's just two weeks


    Plz think big picture
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

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    I thought this thread was about someone else.
    Regardless, I'm sorry Lemmy. You've been so positive, level-headed and in control about this whole situation, don't let a delay get you down. We can't control how efficiently someone else does their job, even when you are paying for their services.
     
  11. The Cunt

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    You should have came to the law firm of ... Cunt. Cunt & Cunt
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    He didn't come here for sympathy, he came to get his balls busted. BJ, bust balls, or GTFO.
     
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    I take it you are offering him a BJ, am I right?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I knew there would be trouble. I don't want to say I told you so, but I did indeed tell you so. See?
     
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    You're running head first for a stroke. It will be over when it's over .... Go get some young puss.
     
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    Goddamned fucking double post motherfuck.
     
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  17. Chriza

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    We tried, Mr.Bobtraw. We tried.
     
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    If you even dream that you can give a better bj than me you better wake up an apologize.
     
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