WTF Fucking Mtn Dew Kickstart

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    So the company that owns it claims its not an "energy drink" but you can see the word ENERGIZING on every can. Fucking false advertising.:pissed: I love that I can get 2 16oz cans at CVS for 2 bucks but if its not a real energy drink then fuck it Im done.

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    That really important to you, eh?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Fuck yeah, I need a boost in the am. Coffee gives me the shits.
     
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    Who cares? If you like them, you like them. :dontknow:
     
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    Well does it?
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No and I think its popular because most people think its an energy drink. I even saw a website saying it was.
     
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    This reminds me of when Vitamin Water was sued for deceptive advertising. They claimed that nobody would rationally take the name Vitamin Water to mean it was a health drink.
     
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    If you need energy that bad, take a 6hr Sudafed and drink plenty of iced tea or water. They are 90 to a box, probably $10 or less, w/ less side effects than caffiene.
     
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    Well I think you've answered your own question.

    Ever tried "Rockstar Punched"? It's pretty good if you like that fruit punch flavor.
     
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    Roy Clark guest appearance on The Odd Couple....singing Mountain Dew

     
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    why is everybody abandoning meth

    it is a great kickstarter energy boost that body craves
     
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    I only trust red bull.

    Besides, considering all of the sugar in regular Mountain Dew, that should be enough.
     
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    Have you tried pouring it on your penis while shoving a banana up your ass like your friend the amazing atheist?
     
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    Get the green one its so fucking tasty
     
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    Sugar and caffeine give you energy.