Fucking Neighbors

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  1. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm moving so I had a 30 yard dumpster delivered. Guy across the street asks if he can throw out a Little yard debris. I look at the only visible pile there is and say sure as it's not all that much. I tell him I have a lot of big shit to throw out make sure he leaves work room dumpster.jpg
     
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    What does he care, you are moving. You didn't know he was an asshole?
     
  3. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not to that extent, I just cant see how anyone that has a favor done for them can do that. He doesn't know we are moving either.
     
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    No good deed goes unpunished.
    Now you know.
     
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    That's why I'm never nice to people.
     
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    A little gasoline and a match, problem solved.
    This can be used on the dumpster or the neighbors house, your choice.:hhh:
     
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    That's why I don't speak to my neighbors.
     
  8. tradioguy69

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    Might be a little more work than you want...but take all that shit and dump it back in his yard. That's what I would do...
     
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    Wow. I would call him and say listen, we're honestly throwing out a lot of stuff and that's 1/3 of the dumpster, I can't do that much in this unless you want to get an add'l dumpster and have it transferred. School in summertime.
     
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  10. LaserT

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    I would definitely say something to him and move most of it back to his property. Just because he thinks he's smart and cares less about f'n people over. He knew he had a ton of crap to throw out and was too lazy to get rid of it himself, so he bullshits you so he can just dump the huge load a few steps across the street on you.

    Sorry bud, have to move most back to you. You said a little stuff not a huge load filling up the dumpster I paid for. Nice try. Put some work into life next time. ;)
     
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    Does he have a dog?
    if so: mix rat poison into ground beef and leave meatballs for fido as you leave. If you're not that mean, substitute rat poison with dog laxative
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    it's ok... put some heavy stuff in. Those leaves will smush down and shrivel.
     
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    First rule of dumpsters is dont offer space until yer 1/2 way through and can guesstimate how much extra room you have.
     
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    My advice, as a former teenager, is for you to round up several teenagers in your neighborhood and ask them why the guy across the street would think that they are a punch of pussies. When they ask 'what do you mean?' you just tell them that every time he comes over, he starts talking shit about them.

    I can pretty much guarantee that this guy will be scraping dog shit off his windows and porch, cleaning off gigantic drawings of penises on his garage door, and looking at giant brown patches in his lawn for years to come. For faster results, I recommend using ugly, unpopular teens. A teenager who isn't getting any poon is the last person in any neighborhood to fuck with!
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Should have told him "sure, after I fill it if there's room left you can put your stuff on top".

    Or, "sure, it cost $300, just leave the check on my front door for your half"
     
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    If someone poisoned my dog they would end up in a dumpster. Poison the non-courteous douche.....that I have no problem with.
     
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    That's why o gave the laxative option. Doesn't hurt the dog and fills up the neighbors house with copious amounts of liquid shit
     
  18. Vashier

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    I thought about burning it :jj: Not saying which
     
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    I started too but it would have added another hour to my job. I'm gonna make a few posters out of that pict and blanket the neighborhood
     
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    yeah they will but i need to walk over them to load the front first. My legs are bad enough to begin with from all the ops they've had...
     
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