WTF Fucking shit

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    So a few friends and I are taking the respective families down on a vacation, and today, as we passed thru Pennsylvania, one of the cars in the convoy says (over the walkir talkies we have) "hey, let's stop in centralia"...

    So we did.

    Anyone that doesn't know centralia, it was the basis for the dan akroyd movie "nothing but trouble". A huge underground mine fire started in the late 1970s and is supposed to rage on for another 250 years...

    The area shows up on maps as a small network of streets, but on the ground it's COMPLETELY different. Two intersecting highways are slowly taking over as the side streets disintegrate. There's a stretch of one of the highways that's blocked off with two huge mounds of dirt. Between the mounds is the abandoned section that you can walk down (you're not supposed to). On it, there's a large crack that is constantly smoking...

    It was creepy, but there was a dude driving a drone was making a documentary, and he interviewed us, so that was cool... I even pissed into the crack to do my part in putting out the fire.

    I left before I fell into a huge burning pot of burning death....
     
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    Snitch
     
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    I finished the first paragraph.
     
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    Beats the hell out of the worlds largest ball of string. IMO.
     
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    Damn Nacho is in a slump.

    Why do people feel the need to share these stories?

    Are you on the booze?
     
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    Who did you have fired this time?
     
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    What the fuck is this guy rambling on about?
     
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    You sure pick shit places to vacation.
     
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    Rat!
     
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    Did you get the cops to escort you?
     
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    Oh look at this patch I found on the ground.

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    I read, so, and then bailed...
     
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    How is Mickey doing?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    Sounds major.
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Been there. The place is pretty creepy when you realize there's a raging inferno beneath you that has been burning nonstop for almost 50 years.
     
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    F Timmy Well-Known Member

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    Was the drone operator drinking. Maybe you should have called the cops, faggot.

    Morgan Spurlock threaten your well being?

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    Thanks for the pictures! You troll good.
     
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