Fucking Xmas Eve

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Avery, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    2 of my cousins got engaged. So now I have to suffer through boring ass weddings. And my cousin invested my grandpappy's inheritance in DEATH BONDS!!
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The eggplant parm, chicken cutlets w/ hot peppers, sausage n peppers and ziti was awesome though. :yes:
     
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    Dewd... are we related??
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    What does all of this really mean?
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ham and turkey. :jj:

    Nigga plz!
     
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    The chicken cutlets w/ hot peppers leftovers are gonna be hella gnar on some heroes tomorrow. For breakfast.
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    Haha, sucker!!
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Cops in my family were shitting on De Blasio. :hhh:


    :hw: Dave!
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The firefighters were talking about how reggies are starting to pelt them with shit in the city.
     
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  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Why? Cuz he pointed out to his son what pieces of shit they are? Just like every other father does in NYC. :smile:
     
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    I had to go to Toys R Us/the mall area today. That's the ONLY place that has my daughter's #1 gift request in stock. Last week money was tight, Saturday I bartended, Sunday-Tuesday I had my daughter, so today was the only option. And it fucking sucked. Traffic was retarded. Took me over an hour to go 15 miles.
    Then on the way home I got pulled over. Got a warning, thankfully. But who the fuck pulls somebody over on Christmas eve, in the rain??!

    HOWEVER... after shopping I decided to stop at a local place for dinner and a beer. Turns out a friend of mine who I haven't seen in a while (who I banged a couple times) was there. I sat with him at the bar, and he picked up my tab. Free dinner. :yes:

    Then I went home, got all my daughter's presents wrapped before her dad dropped her off, chilled with her a bit, put her to bed, played "Santa" once I was sure she was asleep, and now I'm chillin with a White Russian. :cool:

    ...so it's kinda all good!
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    What was her #1 gift request?
     
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    Fuck. That's gonna be awesome.
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    Happy Holidays, Dev. :hug:
     
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    Shopkins/Shopkins play sets. They're dumb. They do nothing. But she's obsessed with them. And they fly off the shelves. Toys R Us was the only place with anything Shopkins in stock and even there pickins were slim. But I made do.
     
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    You too, homes! :)
     
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    I would fake ebola
     
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    What a good Mom you are, out searching for what she really wanted. I hope you guys have a great holiday, including Stevie! :dog:
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    the fuck are death bonds?
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    Sounds like some stupid I-Tie bullshit to me.