Fucking, yes....

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  1. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    I was friend zoned with this chick for years. Lately I've hit a decent point in life, and I'm doing ok. Financially and lifestyle wise. She had been coming around lately. But I figured it was the same ol shit. She came over tonight to have some beers. We started watching a movie on my bed. And it finally happened.. And it was.. Just, so nice. I had to voice my jubilation. So... As as survivor and conquerer of the zone.. I say.. Fuck yes.. Thank you.

    Howard related. Because of his friend zone occupant, Ralph...
     
  2. rahboni

    rahboni Well-Known Member

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    Nice...congrats!
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  3. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    pictures or it didn't happen
     
  4. RobsDad

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    It's normal to sit on you bed and drink beer with your "friends". I do it all the time.

    Sorry "friend", I must call bullshit on your story. If you just would have substituted couch for bed in your story, it would have been plausible.
     
  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Where did you drop the load?
     
  7. potroast

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    An uplifting tale.
    :salute:
     
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    Had you ever let her "watch movies in your bed" in past and not closed? I'm going to applaud you for this story, but keeping an eye on this situation.

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  9. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I bet she's liked you for a long time.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Seriously, any surprises?
     
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    I hope you were a true romantic and took the butt first
     
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    I just hope you followed Dawgs rules for sexy time per below...















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    Back in front of the motel where he picked her up
     
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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    The friend zone is a myth. I slept with every girl that was a...... "friend"!! :coffee: But good for you....congrats!
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure you're Dick Nipaolo and not Cill Bosby?
     
  18. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    I felt like I was close for awhile. We do stuff like that all the time. It just never played my way. Either it was a pity fuck. Or I finally broke her down. I'm totally fine with either.
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    I have dude.. I feel like I've been close for awhile. But that is what the friend zone does to you. A kiss here, a caress there. You think it's something, but it's not. There was always something.. But finally.. She asked, can I taste yo juice?!!
     
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    :lo5: