Fuck's sake

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So I was eating some peanuts all like OM NOM NOM and then I looked at the nutritional information and I went :eek:

    Well let me tell you, I threw them in the trash immediately after one more handful

    When did nuts become so unhealthy? :nocheer:



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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My nuts are healthy. Lots of protein in them.
     
  4. Vyb

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    Oooh 5 alarm chili. Must consume...
     
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    chris tucker says they're a good source of protein.
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    mmmm boiled peanuts
     
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    calm down, Bro Jr.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They're fucking AWESOME

    But one serving is 22% of your recommended daily fat intake and there's 6 servings in the bag!!! :bug:
     
  9. sstressed

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    i try to buy some and just eat a few per recommended dietary bullshit. yeah, i'm only going to eat 15 of those delicious things.

    so i don't buy any. :jj:
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Chriza has been smoking a lot of weed and gaining a lot of weight lately.

    This is his life.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I like when they say a candy bar is 2 servings

    If you eat half a candy bar, put it away, and eat the rest later, you're a fucking asshole
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Who voted this shit three stars?
     
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    they are low in carbohydrates, so eat all you want.
     
  14. Tuesday

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    Probably healthy as a bacon burger with a brownie bun, but so goddamn tasty.

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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :yes:
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Pickles themselves are a great snack.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ew

    Miss Chriza would eat the fuck out of those

    And then I would tell her to brush her teeth or no Chriza Time for her :no:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had an apple for breakfast

    Cheap, healthy and delicious

    Holy shit it actually wasn't ironic that time :jj:
     
  19. sstressed

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    1/2 a bar. :jj:

    that's like drinking light beer.

    you just don't feel satisfied.
     
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    Asshole.