Full time job & sex

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    I find that getting laid with a full time job is hard. Most of my day is taken by work, I can't really go out and party, because I need to get up the next day. Then there's groceries, gym, cleaning, cooking... And in the weekend, you're fucking tired and brain dead from all the meaningless, dull shit you have been doing Mon - Fri.

    Working life fucking blows. I wish I was still in college. The people around me then were actually still somewhat human. Now I am surrounded by zombies all day.
    Not putting my penis in a vagina regularly frustrates the shit out of me. :cuss::cuss:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    only 40 more years then you can retire :mrpeanut:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh, and start fucking girls you work with.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Dude, if you really wanna get laid you'll do without sleep. I've gone to work on 2 hours sleep just because there was a chance I was getting to feel a titty. Sounds like low T bra.
     
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    I stay up at the thought of getting a panty shot.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    or guys, whatever you prefer
     
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    I sacrifice sleep at a shot at a downblouse peek
     
  9. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    I get all kinds of shit when I show up all fucked up and sleep deprived.
     
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    and???? low T bra...
     
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    I'd give up 3 hours sleep for an ass and titty grab
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    boys are so stupid
     
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    stupid horny and driven to pro-create :c
     
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    I'm like a pro-create mac-hine.
     
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    Geo, send me a nip pic. I'll wait up.
     
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    I don't think I suffer from that, man. I'm a young guy.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    Get ya some stink then bra!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Easy answer: get married. You'll get laid regularly for a year or two, and always have someone to wake you up and tell you to get your ass to work.
     
  20. Avery

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    So, don't you work with any broads?