WTF Fun architecture and building fails

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    From the dangerous to the hilarious, you won’t believe these 15 epic building fails
    paul stafford
    THINK you’ve had a bad day at the office? These building fails are gross misconduct of the highest order.

    We expect the architects, contractors and builders were all fired. But to be fair, they were lucky to escape with their lives on some of these projects.

    Here are 15 construction fails you’d be advised to avoid.

    Mind the gap
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    A bridge too far, perhaps?
    That didn’t go to plan, then
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    Imgur

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    NOT the best advert for the faculty…
    Introducing… the ‘penis pool’
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    Is this at the Playboy Mansion?
    Which came first – the house or the tree?
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    When trees attack… part one…
    That’s an unfortunate angle
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    When trees attack… part two…

    Worst. Fire. Escape. Ever!
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    Watch your step, now
    A tall order
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    “Show me the money! Please!”
    … and a short story
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    The guy above should have used this cashpoint instead; a cashpoint for Hobbits
    A room with an odd view
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    Is it wrong that we really want to rent this hotel room?
    This’ll drive you crazy
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    We hope this family only have bikes. Or Smart Cars
    The world’s most dangerous slide
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    A great way of dealing with troublesome toddlers
    On the ramp-age
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    Was this built for thrill-seeking wheelchair users?
    This building work comes up short
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    This pillar’s life has no meaning. He is depressed
    Disabled drivers strike back!
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    Block them in – revenge for the times an able-bodied person has stolen a space
    Door… stop!
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    Planning to escape prison? Good luck!
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/191...ou-wont-believe-these-15-epic-building-fails/
     
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    Those are some funny photoshops!
     
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    fake
     
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    Were these pictures taken in Poland?
     
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    Holy shit
     
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    These two remind me of my dumb-ass father in-law. He built a house about 6 inches away from a sequoia tree that was close to 75 feet tall. When I mentioned to him that in the wind the tree would sway and hit the house, he said the tree would not be a problem. Well it was and he had to have about 6 inches of the roof removed. Then several years later he had to have to tree cut down. he was such a dumb shit head.

    I think one of the best stories about how stupid he was is when he decided to get a room air conditioner. DSH father in-law prides himself on the fact that he used to be an electrician. So he goes out to buy one and has it delivered. When the installer got there to install it he asked where he was supposed to plug it in. DSH father in-law points to a wall receptacle. The electrician says the A/C unit is 220 but the wall receptacle is 110!

    I could go on and on about his stupidity. And his son is about as stupid as he was. My wife sees now what I have said for many years about them.
     
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    this one is fake
     
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    Some of these images are really upsetting at some psychological level. Distressing in a weird way... just me?
     
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    Looks like a bunch of Polish contractors out on the loose. I'm a Polack so I can say shit like that. My niggas.....
     
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    lol someone forgot to drop the garage elevation.
     
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    How many of your friends does it take to change a lightbulb?

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