Fun in Forida

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    We need a verdict....Take into account that this is a mug shot of the drug fueled huah

    Naked Florida woman Amie Carter stopped traffic by masturbating in front of a car and then throwing tantrum: cops
    Amie Carter, 31, was found naked and under the influence of 'a heavy unknown substance' in an Orlando street, according to a police report. Police said she masturbated in front of a car, climbed on top of it, stomped on the hood and threw a cell phone at another car before she was arrested.
    BY Jason Silverstein
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 4:47 AM
    [​IMG] Orange County Jail Amie Carter, 31, was found naked and apparently under the influence of an unknown substance in the middle of an Orlando street.
    Call it touch-and-go traffic.

    A naked Florida woman stopped traffic on a residential street when she masturbated in front of a couple's car and then threw a tantrum on top of the vehicle, police said.

    Police responded to East Par Street and Formosa Avenue Sunday night after reports of a naked woman walking in traffic, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

    They found Amie Carter, 31, strutting in the street with no clothes. She appeared to be "under of the influence (of) a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report. Carter refused to get out of the streets and kicked her legs in the air when they tried to subdue her.

    Police later determined that Carter got herself off in front of a couple's Lexus, then climbed on top of it, stomped on its hood and threw a cell phone at a car stopped behind it.

    She caused about $1,500 in damage to the Lexus, WKMG reported.

    She was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I have the same problems with all of my women.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Gotta say, Mr S.H., you find the best skanky chick stories..
     
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    Maybe it was a performance art piece...
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    :wigtip:
     
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    If I could wear a body condom, IWHI.
     
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    Guys just stop on the street and start jerking off, Robin
     
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    Got herself off..:giggle:....exposure of her sexual organs..What a way to put it..
     
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    Her whole asshole was hanging out, Robin
     
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    Morning Butcher!!
     
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    That happened on an episode of The Lucy Show.
     
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    She's 31. chances are she has a couple of kids. I'm sure they are proud of their mommy today.
     
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    Florida, say no more.
     
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    "Robin...seems to be happening more & more with these drugs...ya know....i remember once when I was younger and on some heavy drugs...ya know... I took my clothes off and put some guys cock in my mouth....oohhh is this mic on? Robin, Robin"
     
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    She should at least get community service, for spelling her name in such a stupid way. Amie? wtf
     
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    it's ALWAYS floriduh.
     
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    NICE!
     
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    Look, it's not like she gnawed someone's face off or anything...
     
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    she should be a ghostbuster