Stern Show Fun With Photoshop: Hamptons Howie Running Away From Front Door Callers

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    The sight of whom, given that Howard has been such a "faithful" friend and on air big talker, would send Howard running?

    Here ya go:

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    and here's my first shot at it:
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  2. Quality Control

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    This table was used for goat slaughtering and trepanation in the middle ages.
     
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    definitely the ugliest entryway table I've ever seen lol.
     
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    Anyone know how to look up that table online and see how much that alone cost?

    And is that a lawn jockey I see at the bottom of the stair case?
     
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  7. OV

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    i thought of looking for an old beetlejuice lawn jockey i made at SFN.. but didn't want to make a mockery of this :dontknow:
     
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    GREAT stuff but as @SomerSky and I call him "The Wigomortis Veal" can't even bend his joints to get up stairs like that - as per GAY-GT stage shit. I've never seen a more atrophied, stiffer, or less limber human being in my life.

    Could you do one with his AGT stage stiff body language and/or the use of a freight elevator/dumbwaiter??
     
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    I don't get why you would put it in the middle of the room either. WTF
     
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  10. OV

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    Good idea.. perhaps my lovely protege @Dlist will accept your challenge.
     
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    ralph howard ron fucks.jpg
     
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  12. Dlist

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    I have no idea how to Photoshop, but I think a great one would be him running away from his younger self.
     
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    Here you go....


    run.jpg
     
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    Grillo liked my shop of Ralph busting a nut on Howard's belly

    tweet.jpeg
     
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    Wiggy's old malnourished bones cannot get up those stairs.

    My guess is that he would just hide behind that ginormous table. :)
     
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    Photoshop him in one of those wheelchairs that you ride up and down the stairs.
     
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    Oh fuck you
     
  20. Father O'Blivion

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    Why does it look like a high water line across the front wall?