Stern Show Funniest Jackie Joke ?

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  1. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    I really like "Why are there no Pueto Ricans on Star Treck"

     
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    Give Rodney a chance
     
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    All time favorite is "What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeve in a house fire." I don't know why.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Give Rodney another chance.
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    The funniest was the last time he held out for contract negotiations.

    :cwl:
     
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    Why can't Stevie wonder read is my favorite
     
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    "I deserve more money"
     
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    Good one Wigward, you got to keep 20 extra million dollars to go on top of your other 400 MM and not be spent and the fans got an unfunny PC POS show!
     
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    When martha rae died and he said they should send a bouquet of pansies to mark harris with the card reading "our condolences, you fag"
     
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    Jackie was so fast that's kinda why no one could replace him doing the lines. I really can't comprehend how he could be that drunk and still that on the ball
     
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    There's a middle age divorcee. She's always wanted to sleep with a black guy. She's dying to sleep with a black guy.

    Finally one night she brings a black guy home, takes off all her clothes, spreads her legs and says "alright buddy, do what you do best!"

    So he grabs her TV and runs out the door.

    Come on, that's killer shit.

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    His funnies joke was when he said he paid back Rodney Dangerfield's loan in jokes.
     
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    What's the difference between OJ Simpson and The Lion King?

    One is a lyin' African and one is an African lion.

    :haha:
     
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    A lady gets out of the bath, slips on the bathroom tiles, does the splits and gets stuck to the bathroom floor with the Suction. Her husband can't get her up so he calls for the plumber.

    He comes in with a tile cutter and starts cutting around the bathroom tile. The husband says you can't do that. Those tiles are Halton tiles and cost $60 each.

    So the plumber unzips his fly and starts playing with himself.

    Her husband says "This is my wife, what do you think you 're doing ".

    The plumber says "l'm going to get her excited, Slide her into the kitchen and take a tile up in there, they're only $1.99 each".
     
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    What's the difference between a strip club and a circus?

    One has a cunning bunch of stunts.

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    Jackie had to be a pretty bright guy to have graduated with an engineering degree from Michigan state. I wonder why a guy with options would enter some crappy business like stand up
     
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    Guy did pretty good he was making 800/900 tho while on the show at least towards the end. Whats a engineering degree making.
     
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    Give rodney a second kannnnnnnnnnnnce
     
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    One time he said something like, "she sat on my hand and it felt like a horse eating out of my Palm."

    That cracks me up.