Funniest Line From Sal !

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the replays .....over & over again waiting for 7am....:tantrum:,,,,
    heard the FUNNIEST LINE from Sal !


    So they were discussing that Gary hired a new trainer ...getting in shape for the new year and Sal said "who's the trainer? Jane Goodall???" :haha: now that's funny!


    peace & love
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    Benji was just about to write that
     
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  4. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Yep,,,,he steals all my lines....:giggle:

    and yours!

    peace & love
     
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    I saw sal open for Artie here on Long Island a few years back and he killed the n word was flying! Love that nut...
     
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    Because it can't be repeated enough...

     
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    :tears2: I saw Artie once in Atlantic City.....and went to a book signing near Vineland NJ....MISS HIM soooooooo much!
    He was soooo funny ..miss his stories and laugh!


    I'm sure Robin doesn't miss his laugh at all...now she doesn't have to laugh or talk OVER HIM....:rolleyes:

    peace & love
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Notice how everyone laughs at Sals beth joke, because they know exactly what he means.
     
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    :whythelongface?:
     
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    Yes, he killed and Artie made me :sleep:
     
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    funny like the show used to be w J and SJ ripping the monkey a new one day after day. now? well you know
     
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    Whatever happened to TLD? Sorry, I was doodling.
     
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    :crolleyes: :rolleyes: total asshole; all he did was harass me..he contributed ZERO & was NOT a fan of the show......good riddance wherever he is.

    thank you
    peace & love
     
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    Yep....HOURS tweaked from the show...and don't forget with HowardTV gone there's no need for so much "visual" antics from Sal & Richard...no more Ronnie in studio...I even miss LisaG in studio with her news preview (NOT Jon Hein's boring WUS preview).

    Maybe the stress was tooo much for Gary....I noticed Fred eased up on the "GARY GARY WHERE ARE YOU" ??
    Has to be one of THE funniest sound bytes ever......(and DTPL's ROBIN ROBIN!!!!!)


    Howard's idea of improving the show:rolleyes:



    peace & love
     
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    Biatch, please!
    TLD was like the funniest poster on this site! And he kept you in your place.
    And just for your information, none of us are "FANS" of the show anymore. YOU are the only FAN left.
    Get that through your head!
     
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    Guess I'm in the minority here I also still dig the show. I've been listening since 87 and the peak for me was like 91 channel 9 show but still never miss a show.
     
  17. Artie Laugh

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    Agree, I nearly pissed myself when he said that.
     
  19. scoobyla

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    gotta give Sal credit for this one.

    i would have laughed if i heard it
     
  20. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Don't believe it. Sal is way too stupid to know who Jane Goodall was.

    Maybe he was fed the line by Benjy.

    Remember, Sal is the guy who couldn't name opposing sides in the Civil War