Funniest Sal line?

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  1. JessOnCrack

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    We all know Sal says stupid things...what is the funniest?

    (About Ross Zapin) "He behooves me"
     
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    During the roast when sal said let me translate it...and made a horse sound


    I was like OMG!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    He says a lot of funny stupid things this but I think most are fake and done on purpose.

    For instance, when he said Idaho for the Potato Famine question(funny as hell) but someone on Youtube showed Sal like a year before saying IRELAND'S Potato Famine in reference to his wife's cooking. Busted.

    I think one of the funniest things to come out of his mouth though is FHM stands for Found Howard's Money:backlol:
     
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    did anyone think traction was funny ? i hated that bit.

    best sal line, "what can i say about gary dell'abate , you have a face like a horse, you sucked howard's cock to make it in show business, and you love eating at nobu .. oh wait, that's my roast about beth, i'm sorry. "
    "howard i'm sorry, i was going to ask you permission for that joke but you were on vacation".
     
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    I thought "traction" was funny but think it was a bit Sal came up with, so I am skeptical of it. Yeah Sal on the roasts is pure comedy. Horse sounds and "that's my roast about Beth" was hysterical:hehe:
     
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    It's pretty hard to top his horse/Beth line....

    The one he had during the Ronnie roast about his grandmother and the Nazis..."She's on my nightstand..as a lampshade" was pretty good.
     
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    [video=youtube;MOHkaqbX42Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOHkaqbX42Q[/video]
     
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    sal mad he's struggling financially and robin has a yacht
    "just call it the 'sal is fucked boat'
     
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    that was very magnanimous of you
     
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    His misuse of the word 'traction'.
     
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    "When Gary's father died, he donated his organs. Not the ones for transplants, the ones he would grind while Gary danced in the streets!"

    :backlol::backlol::backlol::backlol:
     
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    Telling artie Beer league SUCKED in a mad voice from sal. Ahaa haaa haaa!!!
     
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    beer league what a concept. If I wanted to see a fat dude with tits swing a bat, I'd rent Rosie O'Donnell in a league of their own
     
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    "I haven't seen this many washed up losers since Hurricane Katrina"
     
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    His apology when he says, "Hi, this is Sal Governale."
     
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    "White women....."
     
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    oh yes, that was epic "hiiiii, this is sal governale"

    I was simply making a joke that usually white women don't sleep with black men
     
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    Sal is a classic dude. I just wish he could unleash the venom he has toward Beth and Howard. It would be hysterical.
     
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    Jessoncrack this a good thread! :)
     
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    "I just don't understand, if we were buddies on a construction site it wouldn't be a big deal to let me sleep in your house"