Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JessOnCrack, Jun 1, 2013.
We all know Sal says stupid things...what is the funniest?
(About Ross Zapin) "He behooves me"
During the roast when sal said let me translate it...and made a horse sound
I was like OMG!
He says a lot of funny stupid things this but I think most are fake and done on purpose.
For instance, when he said Idaho for the Potato Famine question(funny as hell) but someone on Youtube showed Sal like a year before saying IRELAND'S Potato Famine in reference to his wife's cooking. Busted.
I think one of the funniest things to come out of his mouth though is FHM stands for Found Howard's Money
did anyone think traction was funny ? i hated that bit.
best sal line, "what can i say about gary dell'abate , you have a face like a horse, you sucked howard's cock to make it in show business, and you love eating at nobu .. oh wait, that's my roast about beth, i'm sorry. "
"howard i'm sorry, i was going to ask you permission for that joke but you were on vacation".
I thought "traction" was funny but think it was a bit Sal came up with, so I am skeptical of it. Yeah Sal on the roasts is pure comedy. Horse sounds and "that's my roast about Beth" was hysterical
It's pretty hard to top his horse/Beth line....
The one he had during the Ronnie roast about his grandmother and the Nazis..."She's on my nightstand..as a lampshade" was pretty good.
sal mad he's struggling financially and robin has a yacht
"just call it the 'sal is fucked boat'
that was very magnanimous of you
His misuse of the word 'traction'.
"When Gary's father died, he donated his organs. Not the ones for transplants, the ones he would grind while Gary danced in the streets!"
Telling artie Beer league SUCKED in a mad voice from sal. Ahaa haaa haaa!!!
beer league what a concept. If I wanted to see a fat dude with tits swing a bat, I'd rent Rosie O'Donnell in a league of their own
"I haven't seen this many washed up losers since Hurricane Katrina"
His apology when he says, "Hi, this is Sal Governale."
oh yes, that was epic "hiiiii, this is sal governale"
I was simply making a joke that usually white women don't sleep with black men
Sal is a classic dude. I just wish he could unleash the venom he has toward Beth and Howard. It would be hysterical.
Jessoncrack this a good thread!
"I just don't understand, if we were buddies on a construction site it wouldn't be a big deal to let me sleep in your house"