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    I'll be back later with more, but in the meantime, feel free to share you personal favorites. :)
     
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    That settles it, I'm canceling my next order of Veet.
     
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    http://smile.amazon.com/review/R2XV...nel=detail-glance&nodeID=284507&store=kitchen

    54,994 of 55,782 people found the following review helpful
    [​IMG] No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011
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    For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

    Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
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