Funny Bernie Mac joke........

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Son: Dad, what's the difference between "Hypothetical" and "Reality"?

    Bernie Mac: Go ask yo mama if she would have sex with the postman for $150,000 dollars......

    Son: OK, mom says she would have sex with the postman, the milkman, and any other man, for $150,000 dollars.

    Bernie: Go ask yo sister if she would have sex with the next door neighbor for $150,000 dollars.....

    Son: OK, my sister says she would have sex with the next door neighbor, the neighbor beside him, and the neighbor that lives behind him for $150,000 dollars.

    Bernie Mac: So here's the difference. "Hypothetically" we would be rich. In "Reality", we live with a couple of whores.... :c

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Okay tell the funny one now :munch:
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    You somun a bitch. :facepalm:

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  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    KID: Hey Bernie Mac! Tell a funny joke!

    BERNIE MAC: ......
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    RIP funnyman
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i thought it was funny
     
  7. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    I saw him in Vegas once. He was great.
     
  8. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    B Mac kept his pimp hand strong :pimp:

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  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Hell yeah, Bernie funny as fuck!

    [video=youtube;t_DrXXQQWeE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_DrXXQQWeE[/video]
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I miss that dude.
     
  11. Hammer3246

    Hammer3246 New Member

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    bernie who? His weekend was funny, his second...not so much.
     
  12. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Did well enough for you to quote, sphincter lips.
     
  14. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Because of its turibleness. :secret: