funny fathers day joke

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  1. nastynaven

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    Why did the alcoholic dad leave the bbq to go home?

    Because he was kinda tired and drank too much and needed to lie down but he walked so it was okay.

     
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    I don't get it
     
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    Or do. I don't give a fuck
     
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    WTF?:mad:
     
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    Naven please step into my office
     
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    I fucked up
     
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    Fuck off kanye
     
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    Kanye isn't this clever.
     
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    *walks into office* WOW you have a lot of gay porn from the eighties in here.
     
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    I read Latin Inches for the articles.
     
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    What I meant to say is, it couldn't be Kanye, he's not following other guys around and talking about how much he misses guys who haven't posted much lately.
     
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    I miss that one guy who hasn't been posting lately.
     
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    :jj: Do you have a huge void in your life where Oderus once was?
     
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    Yea orderus was a good dude
     
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    Point proven
     
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    That video makes me want to see a Morning Squirtz
     
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    The fuck is that? A gay porn from the eighties?
     
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