Funny. Howard boasts that he pays out of pocket for a nicer hotel room when Beth

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    goes to AGT tapings. I'm just trying to think what Beth needs more of for the one or two nights she stays....Is it not fascinating when you think about it...
     
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    And I'm sure the room AGT gives him is plenty nice.

    She's high maintenance, yo.
     
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    I'd bet it's all about two or more bathrooms, can't have a married couple being aware that the other one used the bathroom.
     
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    Listen. You're a women. I'm a women...and don't women know what women needs are?

    But really....what does she really need that a luxury suite in a 5star hotel can't do for her? Do you think Howard buys 2 floors of the hotel ?
     
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    I never thought about that... but u r right. I recall Howard saying the last person on earth he wants to smell his doodie is his wife.
     
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    A real man who can give her the goods. :c
     
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    And two bedrooms. I doubt they've slept in the same room together for a long time.
     
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    I have a small apartment with one bathroom.

    Smelly bathrooms are a fact of life. When my boyfriend's over. Not any other time, of course. :D
     
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    Ha! NYC hi-rise living.....I know Benj says he goes next door to the chinese restaurant when he has to go number 3.
     
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    Luckily, Beth and I have chronic constipation in common. :jj:
     
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    This. Who can sleep with all that Nacho slurping going on?
     
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    You think she would f* Howard in standard hotel room? If he ain't pampering her, he ain't getting any.
     
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    Note to self: don't fuck Monk unless in deluxe hotel room. On his dime.

    Thanks! :toptip:
     
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    As every woman should be "hollow" in there.
     
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    "My wife is hot, she doesn't shit. My wife is hot, she doesn't shit. My wife is hot, she doesn't shit....."
     
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    I wanna know who swipped the orange juice
     
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    What a cheap jerk to brag about something like that. I actually feel bad for Whorseface sometimes. She puts on that big fake ass smile and walks around shitting rainbow but I know her life sucks. She pays out the ass for those little bones Howie throws her. I'll bet she has to account for everything. Just cuz HS has some change doesn't mean she has keys to the vault. And then she has to kiss him and have SEX with him. :puke:... Cunty PAYS:giggle:



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    Is "hollow colon" like "comma to the top"? :scratch:
     
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    My point is that women should be so doodie free that they should be able to whistle zippity doo-dah out of their assholes! :yay:
     
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    I like that the cheap Jew had to actually mention this. He is worth hundreds of millions of dollars and he has to mention spending a couple of bucks more out of pocket when Beth is with him. Fucking ridiculous.