Funny map of NJ

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    If you live in the state, where are you?

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    Oh, I'm in the Lawyers Driving Hybrids section.
     
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    Is that code for no blacks....Robin?
     
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    :jj: I grew up in the Old People & Asians section so... :dontknow:
     
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    That's a fairly accurate map.

    I like "Ghetto in the Woods" as I drive through that woody ghetto on the way to/fro AC.
     
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    When from hipsters to farms and army bases
     
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    And "Worse than Detroit" and "Pretty Much Alabama" are dead-on as well.
     
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    Where are the big celebrity farms where amazing people pay no taxes?
     
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    That map is very offensive.
    Who should I be fake outraged at??
     
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    racist!
    :mad:
     
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    I went to see a concert at the Tweeter Center in Camden and it was like a trip to Soviet Russia or North Korea. Scary.
     
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    I used to go to Canadians and Philly trash every summer.
     
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    Bankers & Businessmen I think. Rumson is where Bon Jovi's mansion is.
     
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    The state police had to take over since the local police don't have the resources to manage it. Fucking war zone.
     
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    I probably fall in the Huge Houses and Country Clubs, but I don't own a huge house nor am I member of a country club.
     
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    I love Cape May. I haven't been there in awhile, but I always remember how pretty it was. The architecture of the homes, the beaches were clean (for NJ, that's saying a lot) but the water was always so cold.
     
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    Cape May is a nice town. Very Victorian there. Of course as a teen, I wanted to be in Wildwood instead of Cape May. But when I got a little older, my (ex) girlfriend and I would take day trips to Cape May or spend the weekend there.
     
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    and bruce springsteen's....that seems to be the most accurate.atlantic highland's and rumson are accurate.. the other areas are more varied.

    i never lived in new jersey but there are lots of very pretty areas, much nicer than the NY suburbs. IMO, long island is a mess with mostly tract houses unless you're on the north shore.
     
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    No shit? I always pictured you as a Manhattanite with a nice view........