Funny story: burnt my penis, had to ice it in the bathtub for 20 minutes

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  1. Caldwell

    Caldwell Active Member

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    hey guys just had a crazy thing happen to me that I had to share. so I was having some chicken for dinner nothing fancy, decided it needed a little extra kick so I went to my container garden and got some cayenne peppers and was squeezing the juice and seeds on my chicken ( THAT WAS FUCKING HEAVENLY ) anyway after I ate I went to take a leak and as I was peeing ( I hold my penis with my thumb and pointer finger ) it started to burn like crazy and all of the sudden. Out of panic I started to examine the area just further adding pepper juice this time to the under part of my shaft and ball sack. Spent a good 20 minutes in the bathtub with a cup full of ice icing down my penis. I read milk cures pepper burns but of course im lactose intolerant. God what a fucking nightmare.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Okay tell the funny story now
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Did your dick owe you money?
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
  6. zhukov

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    pepper dick

    :jj:
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Who the fuck is this faggit?
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Hi, Caldwell.
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    someone with a burning desire to share a dick joke?
     
  10. Husker Riley

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    schmoopy said pic's or it didn't happen...
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Plot flaw: You don't have a penis. I call :bs:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    who in the fuck are these 2 faggots????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
  13. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    It's chlamydia liar
     
  14. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Nobody Penis Williams this thread, plz.


    Now is not the time.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Serena "Penis" Williams?
     
  16. gilaet

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    jesus christ schmoopy