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  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I just had this funny story come to my head after sitting on hold all show today. I will prove, that I am by no means retarded or stupid. I was 12-13 years old in grade 8 and when I got home from school there was a radio contest. Everyday I would turn on my local station to hear a "slogan stumper" where they say a slogan and you have to guess what it is. I managed to figure out that everyday the radio host would say that the slogan stumper was coming up and get ready. I figured out that I could wait until the last commercial then call and let the phone keep ringing. Even if I did not know the answer it did not matter because I could guess. How did the fucking radio station not understand that I was cheating? I won by this method several times. All the fucking idiot had to do was if somebody called before he read the question obviously you hang up on them. That is all I wish to say.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Shut up faggot
     
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    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    You are crazy.
     
  5. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    When does it get funny ?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Not the sharpest crayon in the box
     
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    peaked at 13
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;wPjCtDbyAWU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjCtDbyAWU[/video]
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    [video=youtube;rvCM_4We6K0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCM_4We6K0[/video]
     
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    When do you start slinging pizza?
     
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    Hopefully by next week I gotta go update my resume wed then it is off to drop off resumes at various employers.
     
  13. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    resume's don't work

    interviews work.

    better to have an interview without a resume than a resume without an interview :grad:
     
  14. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    :nono: I can not go ask for a job without a resume
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    a resume to work at a pizza place :jj:
     
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    Thought you were locked in at the pizza place
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Dude they're gonna make you fill out an application you don't need one
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink
     
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    dude, the places that will hire you don't take resumes
     
  20. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    but you gotta start somewhere :up: