No, I don't want to hear about how they couldn't keep their hands or mouth off your 14 yr old, acne-ridden face and body, just funny stuff. I had a high school math teacher who was a sweet, old drunk - kept liquor in his desk; had a big, red, swollen nose and often taught while wrecked. Anyway, he used to help us cheat. He had a thick Boston accent and would say "Arrgh, mmm, Ima just gonna go ahead and leave for a while. Be good. I'll...ahh, be gone, do ya heeer? Sit and do your test like good kids. Work hawd (hard)". And he'd leave the answer key on his desk. Other times, he'd lean over you and say "Hmmm, hey aaahh, are you sure you want to put dat answer? 4.5? Maybe something more like 8.765..errr?"