Entertainment Funny Teacher Stories

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  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    No, I don't want to hear about how they couldn't keep their hands or mouth off your 14 yr old, acne-ridden face and body, just funny stuff.

    I had a high school math teacher who was a sweet, old drunk - kept liquor in his desk; had a big, red, swollen nose and often taught while wrecked. Anyway, he used to help us cheat. He had a thick Boston accent and would say "Arrgh, mmm, Ima just gonna go ahead and leave for a while. Be good. I'll...ahh, be gone, do ya heeer? Sit and do your test like good kids. Work hawd (hard)". And he'd leave the answer key on his desk. Other times, he'd lean over you and say "Hmmm, hey aaahh, are you sure you want to put dat answer? 4.5? Maybe something more like 8.765..errr?"
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    You are hilarious. My drunk sweet teacher was history. Huge red nose bulbous withveins. In the bag all day. Nice guy. Pretty smart
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker:
     
  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This guy was too. I remember once another math teacher was having trouble solving something some brilliant kid asked/posed. No other teacher in the school could figure it out. Drunkie did. He was just a booze bag.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    trippy how mind functions. great thread.
    Big up Jayla
     
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    I know you requested not to, but...

    My jr. high school Italian teacher left cause she had a kid and was replaced by a young thing. Our class was like a riot every class cause the young teacher that took over didn't know what she was doing.

    I got detention once and during it she grabbed my hands and started crying, saying "why do you all hate me?"

    We had an overly deep conversation (for my age) and she let me out early, the while time crying.

    I'm just pissed at myself that cell phones weren't invented cause I think I could have fucked her. :mad:

    Ms. Barone is in her 40s now.
     
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    I had a theology teacher (Jesuit priest) in high school who put Kahlua in his coffee. He accidentally knocked over his coffee mug one morning during class and sprinted to the cabinet to get 409 and paper towels to clean it up ASAP.
     
  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Despite the recent barrage of teacher fucking students stories, I'm fairly confident 99.9999% of women over 18 find 14 yr old boys decidedly UNattractive. :)
     
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    I had a history teacher that was a screamer. He wouldn't just yell, he'd scream. He'd also spit. He had the speech pattern where instead of "this" he'd say "thish". Nice and wet like.

    Anytime anything happened in the class while his back was turned he'd blame me.

    50% of the time he'd be right.

    He'd get right in my face (facshe) and yell/spit.

    It started to really piss me off. I ended up bringing a pocket, foldable umbrella in my bag. It only took a few days for my opportunity to come.

    A kid a few rows over dropped his book while my teacher had his back turned. Sure enough he turned on a dime and started marching over to my desk. Finger pointed, he started yelling.

    "Now thatsh jusht about enough - "

    I put my hand up and cut him off.

    "Hold on! Lemme get ready!"

    I popped the umbrella open and held it between us.

    Then I yelled "Prosheed!"

    He was not amused.
     
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    Am I hear to tell' my friend married our eighth grade teacher' story? :D
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I also had a 10th grade social studies teacher - different school - who flipped out one day and told us our parents hated us and couldn't wait for us to leave. :jj:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Had a super cute late 20s/early 30s Social Studies teacher in 9th grade. She usually wore tight slacks and it was about 5 minutes into the first day of class for nearly all the boys to notice something interesting. Whenever she wrote on the big board, her butt wiggled like it was demanding attention. Some of the guys' poorly suppressed laughter almost ruined it, but I don't believe she ever caught on.

    Since this is DawgShed, I'll point out that I'm unaware of any student shenanigans with her.
     
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    A few weeks later I said something else to him. He yelled "Don't get Smart!!"

    I said "You're teaching me. No danger it that one."

    Thr principal literally laughed out loud when I was asked to repeat my comment to her.

    I was so proud. :dancin2:
     
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    Dude whats up with teachers and huge huge persperation on their armpits. I had a chick spanish teacher who shouldahit the roll on twice but hot. Like shitting ona hotfudge sundae. What are you gonna do?
     
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    I was waiting for my daughter to get out of McDonald's today and watching and laughing at a bunch of hood rats hanging out....they were adorable :D
     
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    I had a social studies teacher in the 7th grade who was a lazy fat ass that would never get up from his desk. He had a goiter, would fart loudly on occasion and try to cover up the sound by banging on his desk. He was fond of saying "Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."
     
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    thats a great one
     
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    Hottest t3acher I had was for hs history, and her name was mrs. Robinson lulz.

    She left cause her husband had skin cancer or something, but she always told this story about hanging with the Goo Goo Dolls which lead me to believe she was a groupie whore for a shitty band.
     
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    Speaking for parents everywhere, he wasn't really wrong
     
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