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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    This made me laugh. Read from top to bottom.

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  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Holy shit that's a lot of words
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    3D....fuck all that...
     
  4. Summer

    Summer Shed Punisher VIP

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    that was a pretty honest expression. she fucked his best friend but doesn't seem to get the gravity of what she did.
     
  5. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Worth the read
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Who makes their kid Kane
     
  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    :jj: Dumb bitch
     
  8. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    That's not funny at all. You should kill yourself
     
  9. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    :giggle:
    "You'll never find someone like me"
    "That's what I'm hoping for"
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm not reading that until you get paid, OP.:no:
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm sure all of this is totally real.
     
  12. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    There was a comedian that said the line about "you'll never find a girl like me" it's still funny tho.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm jaded to all this shit. The internet is fake.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I didn't laugh once. Not 1 fucking time.
     
  15. Babs

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    :pw:
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Fake.
     
  17. Babs

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    Grumpy gus.
     
  18. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    :shit:
     
  19. John

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