WTF Future of Looting has Arrived - Hover Style

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by unclefreddy, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. unclefreddy

    unclefreddy Well-Known Member

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    I know it ain't a true Hover board, but that's what they call these things and now they are being used to shoplift...

     
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    What the ...? :uhuh:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    He made stealing even lazier score one for the black man :yes:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hey its my creepy unclefreddy
     
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    It would be funny if the hover board burst into flames after as they are prone to doing.
     
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    And you say blacks never invent nothin'!
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    He can afford a hover board but not a case of pop? Or did he steal the hover board riding a case of pop?
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    He's planning on using it to get from class to class when he's in college, which he's planning on enrolling in soon.
     
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    Baltimore was ahead of the curve:coffee:
     
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    He was never in any trouble and was just a fun loving teen who was an aspiring musician.
     
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    Why they call those damned things hover boards.
    They are skate boards with a battery.
    Real hoverboards actually float a few inches above the ground.
     
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    :grad:It's really more of a Segway without the handlebar
     
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    I am seeing quite of few of these being ridden all over town, on sidewalks, inside stores, typically by the uh, at-risk looking youths. Do not like. Do not like one bit.
     
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    The Nothing 19 Well-Known Member

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    He hovered all of that caffeine RIGHT back to his dorm room so he could study all night people. Whats a poor scholar to do? Such a good boy.


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    There was a misunderstand youth in the TSA line on one of those. He argued with the TSA employees of the month as to whether he should be able to ride it into the sterilization x-ray machine.

    Didn't see how it played out. With any luck he ended up being asked to turn his head and cough.
     
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    tecate PACOIMA!!!

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    I get more hoverboard stole that way when I leave em in my projects.