Gaby Hoffmann to new moms: Make placenta smoothies

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    Gaby Hoffmann to new moms: Make placenta smoothies

    Published January 07, 2015
    New York Post


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    Actress Gaby Hoffmann arrives at the 2014 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, California March 1, 2014. REUTERS


    Gaby Hoffmann has a secret ingredient in her smoothies: placenta.

    “I made smoothies out of it for three weeks,” the new mom told People.

    “I had a home birth, so my midwife and my doula took it and cut it up into 20 pieces and froze it, and every day, I put it in a blender with strawberries and blueberries and guava juice and a banana, and I drank that s–t up,” she continued.

    The “Girls” actress, who welcomed first child Rosemary in November with cinematographer boyfriend Chris Dapkins, said eating the placenta boosted her energy levels and milk supply after giving birth.

    “Placenta, placenta, placenta. Just eat that s–t up, and it does a girl good,” hailed the actress, 32.
     
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    Filth.
     
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    It sure adds to her stunning good looks! :marx:


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    This is the girl from "Sleepless in Seattle" !
     
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    Wasn't she the kid in Uncle Buck?
     
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    This theory has been floating around for a while. Even if it truly does have benefits of keeping the crazy in check, I'd rather go with the batshits.
     
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    Her looks started off as cute-average and quickly went south...her in 1989's Field of Dreams:

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    SomerSky to new moms: Don't listen to this new-age wildebeest. I'm still ugly in spite of my need to eat my developing fetus's organ!
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    This. Oh, and ONE MORE DAY TIL ARCHER!!!
     
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    I KNOW!!!! That's why Lana is back in full force!!!!!
     
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    That cute little kid turned into that freak??
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    Fixed.
     
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    Nice CYLON!!!!! Archer is my major crush!! just sayin....
     
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    Her buddy Lena Dunham has a better idea. She makes toothpaste out of it because smoothies are too fattening.
     
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    I'm not sure which disgusts me more - her eating a placenta smoothie or someone actually impregnating her in the first place.
     
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