Gage is a dirty mistress

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  1. Lemmy

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    no fair daddy
     
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    I have never jacked it to Fred Gwynne. :grad:
     
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    Then you haven't truly lived.
     
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    I really liked him in Car 54, where are you.
     
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    But not enough to jack to him. :fil:
     
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    Back in my Nick at Nite days I was too busy jacking to Patty Duke.
     
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    Heather Thomas and Markie Post made me turgid.
     
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    :jj:

     
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    I don't find Kim K sexy but please still list me as the problem.
     
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    Looks like a 30 rounder in that AR tho.
     
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    Sure. Her magazine is bigger than mine. Her cock might be too.
     
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    Haha little faggot got ran over by big ass semi :haha:
     
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    1050 rounds arriving tomorrow. :yes:

    I'm also upgrading my range soon. :yes::yes:
     
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    Lemmy is already armed better than his precinct. :facepalm:
     
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    Meh. 1-AR, 3-9mm and 2 shitty shotguns. Not impressive.
     
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    :jackoff:
     
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    [​IMG]
    :jackoff:
     
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    Sounds like what a chick would have in her gun safe.
     
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